I did it again today :(

[HappyScrappy]

I do this entirely too often.
I blame it on lack of sleep - even though I sleep a lot.

I went to take a leak today and I unzipped my fly, reached in and was fishing for the hole in the boxers... couldn't find it...

so I grabbed a handful of boxer and yanked it out so I could see if there was a tag there... yup.

fucking put my boxers on backwards again.

 

[kronk]

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Did you by any chance write a poem to celebrate?

"A tarrible sit. indied."

 

[vixenbabe]

I lost interest after you said you had trouble finding " it"....

 

[HappyScrappy]

since I don't have a camera here to take a picture of it, I will instead write a poem.


my boxers, filled with loving goodness
are around my tight loving ass
they are under my pants, which are what models wear
those pants reside, down below, under my hair
these boxers are nice, but damn, and alas
they are on backwards, the front to my ass

 

[satanic goatslayer]

u r an amazing writter.

 

[WODIN]

My ass is too meaty for anything to go on me backwards.

 

[HappyScrappy]

My ass is too meaty for anything to go on me backwards.

are you hitting on me?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I figure it just makes it easier to take dumps.

hopefully I can use that as the explanation for the stench in my cube.

 

[FreeballinDC]

are around my tight loving ass

 

[Y_lifter]

So how does the story end ?

Did you just piss in your pants ?
Are you just going to wait until you get home ?
Did you consider wrapping it underneath and turning around ?
Are you wearing your Spideys or Batmans today ?

 

[beastboy]

At least you didn't put them on over your pants like Brittany Spears does with her thongs....She said she wears them like that to avoid poop stains.

 

[polarpixie]

For a brief second I thought you were going to tell us that you had a detachable penis and you had forgotten to put it on this AM. I know I would do something like that if I had a detachable penis. But since I don't have a detachable penis, and neither do you, the only thng I can relate to this story with is that I have put my underwear on inside out before, but *never* backwards. You Schmuck.




~ The Pixster! WUHOOO! 9/2002

 

[HappyScrappy]

Spears is supposedly way into laxatives as is J Aniston (sp?) - although I think in reality it is Xenical. so much uncontrolled pooping, so little time.

and Y - in order:
1) it ends the day I die.

2) just now? no. but an interesting side note - I *was* wearing these pants last time I pissed my pants. but it was 2 years ago. no wait... that wasn't the last time - but that was next to last. the last time was on G, that next to last time was alcohol.

3) yes, I will wait - and even then I might just leave them. no sense disrupting the cosmos.

4) hmm, no, I didn't consider that - but I did consider yanking really hard to see if the boxers would tear out, but they look pretty sturdy.

5) neither - these are sort of plaid and they are AF.

I hope I passed.

 

[saint808]

get a sharpie and write "front" on the fron of your boxers and then write "back" on the back of them... sounds simple enough... unless...

 

[beastboy]

get a sharpie and write "front" on the fron of your boxers and then write "back" on the back of them... sounds simple enough... unless...

Actually his boxers are already color coded...yellow in the front, brown in the back.

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL
this thread is getting good.
yeah, they are color coded - and I even distinctly recall checking the tag this morning - but I am retarded. or at least moreso in the mornings.

and polarpixie - king missile rules.

 

[polarpixie]

LOL
this thread is getting good.
yeah, they are color coded - and I even distinctly recall checking the tag this morning - but I am retarded. or at least moreso in the mornings.

and polarpixie - king missile rules.

Lol. That's gonna be a sticky in my head for the rest of the day now.




~ The Pixster! WUHOOO! 9/2002

 

[saint808]

if king missile truly ruled then why can i only remember one song?

 

[Y_lifter]

Have you ever been asleep and dreamed you are peeing ?

Then you suddenly wake up, really having to pee and are gratefull that you didn't piss the bed ?

I have..

 

[FreeballinDC]

Or even worse.... you did piss the bed

 

[beastboy]

Have you ever been asleep and dreamed you are peeing ?

Then you suddenly wake up, really having to pee and are gratefull that you didn't piss the bed ?

I have..

Yep.

I also had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

 

[polarpixie]

if king missile truly ruled then why can i only remember one song?

Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeit....one song's all ya needs to remember.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like king missile and know more of their songs.

"jesus was way cool" - a fantastic song that has jesus turning things into drugs

 

[polarpixie]

I like king missile and know more of their songs.

"jesus was way cool" - a fantastic song that has jesus turning things into drugs

lol, I knew you'd like that one.


~ The Pixster was here! WUHOOO! 9/2002

 

[68GT350]

Definition of laziness is when you use the hole in your boxers to take a piss instead of just pulling your boxers down a bit. It's just too easy to get a drop o' pee on em. Nasty...

 

[HappyScrappy]

Definition of laziness is when you use the hole in your boxers to take a piss instead of just pulling your boxers down a bit. It's just too easy to get a drop o' pee on em. Nasty...

uh... why do they have the holes in them?

when you are dressed up it is a pain in the ass to get it all apart and then back together again.
just unzipping and whipping it out is much easier.
that is, assuming you didn't put your boxers on backwards.

 

[casavant]

I do this entirely too often.
I blame it on lack of sleep - even though I sleep a lot.

I went to take a leak today and I unzipped my fly, reached in and was fishing for the hole in the boxers... couldn't find it...

so I grabbed a handful of boxer and yanked it out so I could see if there was a tag there... yup.

fucking put my boxers on backwards again.

I know how you feel man. About 3am this morning, I laying in my bed wacking it and I shot this big thick ribbon of spunk clear up over my shoulder and onto the pillow. Some of it got on the side of my face, too. Man, I was proud though.

 

[casavant]

Well, I guess THAT pretty much ended the conversation.

 

[HappyScrappy]

reminds me of something about mary

 

[casavant]

reminds me of something about mary

Yep. My version was called "There's Something About Lefty". The chewed fingernails, the torn callouses...oh, what bliss.

 

[polarpixie]

Why *do* boxers have holes in them in the first place? Is it there to make it easier for guys to take a leak or is it so that there would be room to grow in case an erection 'comes up' while wearing underwear?

I don't want to hear any BS answers either. I want footnotes on this one.


casavant, you're a funny guy. Slightly twisted. But funny.

 

[casavant]

Why *do* boxers have holes in them in the first place? Is it there to make it easier for guys to take a leak or is it so that there would be room to grow in case an erection 'comes up' while wearing underwear?

I don't want to hear any BS answers either. I want footnotes on this one.


casavant, you're a funny guy. Slightly twisted. But funny.

They have the slit so you can pull your dick out with out untucking your shirt/undoing your belt. I like the way my schlong jump out of them when I get an erection while I'm laying around though.

So I am twisted, huh? Everybody has had it happen, I just talk about it...I suppose in part because people will think it's slightly twisted.

 

[polarpixie]

They have the slit so you can pull your dick out with out untucking your shirt/undoing your belt. I like the way my schlong jump out of them when I get an erection while I'm laying around though.

So I am twisted, huh? Everybody has had it happen, I just talk about it...I suppose in part because people will think it's slightly twisted.

LOL! Twisted isn't the right word. How about immodest, salacious and shameless!!

 

[casavant]

LOL! Twisted isn't the right word. How about immodest, salacious and shameless!!

Works for me. Except for you would never see me posting online nudie pics or anything like that.

 

[Lord_Suston]

The hole is for easy access, in any situation.....

 

[vixenbabe]

The hole is for easy access, in any situation.....

Could explain Happy's promotion.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

Could explain Happy's promotion.....

via karma, pink233 reminded me that the hole in the back would allow easy access for anal lovin... or something like that. I think that is the same allusion.

I haven't checked yet today if I got it right, but I do have really impressive gas.

 

[Y_lifter]

Gas vent ?

 

[68GT350]

I used that hole to fuck through...but the excessive moisture of her cooter left the surrounding area of my boxers left with this glistening mung. Small price to pay for getting a good bang in without pulling down my pants or my boxers.

I wear boxers to special occasions now and tightie whities for just any old day.