i decided I gotta grow a beard

string_bean00 · Nov 19, 2006

because facial hair is manly as fuck

http://www.arthurshall.com/x_beards.shtml

help me pick a style

The Shadow · Nov 19, 2006

I have had a lot of those for shows and such

LOL

SoKlueles · Nov 19, 2006

heyyyy beany
i thought you already had a beard?

The Shadow · Nov 19, 2006

no....he dates a beard.

chewyxrage · Nov 19, 2006

Haha that site is hilarious

I'd go with the "I'm in a Metal band and look like a viking" beard

digimon7068 · Nov 19, 2006

nah. . .the only things you gotta do are pay taxes and die

Mr. dB · Nov 19, 2006

Don't start with a particular style in mind, let it come in for a month or so before you think of doing any creative trimming.

Gambino · Nov 19, 2006

string I know you are kinda young so i wouldn't go with the beard just yet.
looks stupid as fuck when it's patchy and not thick enough.
wait untill you are at least 20

SoKlueles · Nov 19, 2006

wait until your face is chubby and your trying to hide a double chin

Gambino · Nov 19, 2006

The “Lemmy” is named for Lemmy Kimister the lead singer and Bassist for the heavy metal band Motorhead. Mr. Kilmister is a manly man by almost any standard. He’s been on tour constantly since the early 1970’s playing rock n’ roll, smoking, and bagging groupies the whole time. Although Motorhead has never really enjoyed big commercial success, Kilmister has been a groundbreaker and an inspiration in music and facial hair growth. Growing a “Lemmy” is the easy part; living up to its namesake is a different story. The process is simple, grow a full beard, and shave your chin. If you want to go the extra mile, you can get a plastic surgeon to give you some huge moles on your cheek and smoke three packs a day.

lol

UA_Iron · Nov 19, 2006

My hypothesis is this: men become more manly every time they do exactly what it is they want to do, completely ignoring the feelings of the female population. With that said, who the hell wants to wake up every morning and shave? So there you have it, indisputable logic that growing facial hair is by its nature, manly.

These are the best articles ever.

jackangel · Nov 19, 2006

amen to not shaving. i think i look better w/o a beard, and hate the feel of it, but i hate shaving more.

i brought out the goatee last night.

good luck string bone. maybe in 3 or 4 years you'll have a cm or two and then it's party time!!!

string_bean00 · Nov 19, 2006

im learing towards the karl marx

"The “Karl Marx”
I hate to associate a degenerate communist like Marx with something so masculine, but I do think Marx is the most recognizable example of this manly style of facial hair. There is really nothing to this look. Just let it grow and get crazy. It’s manly because it’s so easy! It’s also manly because there isn’t a woman on the planet who would support such out of control facial hair. Still, Marx was a racist, communist asshole whose ideology is responsible for the death of millions. Hey, that’s kinda manly."

digimon7068 · Nov 19, 2006

string_bean00 said:
im learing towards the karl marx

"The “Karl Marx”
I hate to associate a degenerate communist like Marx with something so masculine, but I do think Marx is the most recognizable example of this manly style of facial hair. There is really nothing to this look. Just let it grow and get crazy. It’s manly because it’s so easy! It’s also manly because there isn’t a woman on the planet who would support such out of control facial hair. Still, Marx was a racist, communist asshole whose ideology is responsible for the death of millions. Hey, that’s kinda manly."

oh shit

UA_Iron · Nov 20, 2006

string_bean00 said:
im learing towards the karl marx

"The “Karl Marx”
I hate to associate a degenerate communist like Marx with something so masculine, but I do think Marx is the most recognizable example of this manly style of facial hair. There is really nothing to this look. Just let it grow and get crazy. It’s manly because it’s so easy! It’s also manly because there isn’t a woman on the planet who would support such out of control facial hair. Still, Marx was a racist, communist asshole whose ideology is responsible for the death of millions. Hey, that’s kinda manly."

women clearly have no idea of whats cool and whats not cool

needtogetaas · Nov 20, 2006

The Fu-Manchu

Mavafanculo · Nov 20, 2006

younger girls seem to like goatee look, but no chicks seem to like the beard look. comes in handy when you need to get some work done

rnch · Nov 20, 2006

the pencil thin following the jawline beard looks good if you have the face for it.

string_bean00 · Nov 20, 2006

rnch said:
the pencil thin following the jawline beard looks good if you have the face for it.

that kind of facial hair is pussy according to this article

SoKlueles · Nov 20, 2006

watch doing oral on a female and then going out afterwards

also you will scratch her with your beard and do a beard burn thingy

rnch · Nov 20, 2006

string_bean00 said:
that kind of facial hair is pussy according to this article

foik that article....a REAL man does what he wants to...not what some jerk off magazine article tells him to do.

Mr. dB · Nov 20, 2006

rnch said:
the pencil thin following the jawline beard looks good if you have the face for it.

No, that has never looked good on anyone. Unless you're trying to look like a Mexican gangster.

Bikini Mod · Nov 20, 2006

This is going to sound really dumb, but what THE HELL is so "manly" about purposely growing facial hair that will turn MOST WOMEN off?

Having said that, I haver personally never found facial hair on a man very physically appealing as I have very sensitive skin and most men's facial hair (regardless of how soft it is) tears it up. My husband looks like Santa Claus.... go figure. LOL

string_bean00 · Nov 20, 2006

BIKINIMOM said:
This is going to sound really dumb, but what THE HELL is so "manly" about purposely growing facial hair that will turn MOST WOMEN off?

Having said that, I haver personally never found facial hair on a man very physically appealing as I have very sensitive skin and most men's facial hair (regardless of how soft it is) tears it up. My husband looks like Santa Claus.... go figure. LOL

He has the long flowing beard, zz top style? does he trim it or just let it grow wild and get crazy like our boy karl marx?

your husband sounds pretty manly

Bikini Mod · Nov 20, 2006

string_bean00 said:
He has the long flowing beard, zz top style? does he trim it or just let it grow wild and get crazy like our boy karl marx?

your husband sounds pretty manly

Dunno bout manly. He is a hoot and a half is what he is! LOL

A couple of pics from our wedding day.

Gambino · Nov 20, 2006

that's a pretty non-manly beard their bm

rykertest · Nov 20, 2006

If you do grow a beard, let your chest hair grow out and get a big zodian medalion to hang there sashaying too and fro as you walk down the street.

string_bean00 · Nov 20, 2006

BIKINIMOM said:
Dunno bout manly. He is a hoot and a half is what he is! LOL

A couple of pics from our wedding day.

whoa, that's a little different

I don't really care for his beard though, it looks too clean and neat

string_bean00 · Nov 20, 2006

this was the one I used to rock, (im on the left, ignore my gay drunk roommate with his leg over me)

also ignore the extreme dbol bloat in my cheeks (50mg will do that)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4bqwxs8.jpg

it was too trimmed up and neat though, not very manly

Bikini Mod · Nov 20, 2006

LOL So a beard is only manly if it is out-of-control?

rnch · Nov 20, 2006

Mr. dB said:
No, that has never looked good on anyone. Unless you're trying to look like a Mexican gangster.

carefull now........u r showing ur age!

Gambino · Nov 20, 2006

string_bean00 said:
whoa, that's a little different

I don't really care for his beard though, it looks too clean and neat

yuppie beard
it wants to be a karl marx, but it falls short

UA_Iron · Nov 20, 2006

string_bean00 said:
this was the one I used to rock, (im on the left, ignore my gay drunk roommate with his leg over me)

also ignore the extreme dbol bloat in my cheeks (50mg will do that)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4bqwxs8.jpg

it was too trimmed up and neat though, not very manly

hahahhah what a fatty

bikinimom, why didnt you dress up for halloween?

Bikini Mod · Nov 21, 2006

UA_Iron said:
hahahhah what a fatty

bikinimom, why didnt you dress up for halloween?

LOL was too depressed.

Grumpy Old Man · Nov 21, 2006

BIKINIMOM said:
LOL was too depressed.

First I am ugly,then you were too depressed to dress up... Have you looked at your wedding pics? If that was not dressed up Ihave no idea what would be considered "NORMAL"/
:santa:

Bikini Mod · Nov 21, 2006

Grumpy Old Man said:
First I am ugly,then you were too depressed to dress up... Have you looked at your wedding pics? If that was not dressed up Ihave no idea what would be considered "NORMAL"/

Honey - you need some ass.... dontcha?

Come over here and give me some sugah. :wavey:

Grumpy Old Man · Nov 21, 2006

BIKINIMOM said:
Honey - you need some ass.... dontcha?

Come over here and give me some sugah.

Baby, your ass is all over the internet......
/
Butt, I am on my way....
:santa:

Bikini Mod · Nov 21, 2006

Grumpy Old Man said:
Baby, your ass is all over the internet......
/
Butt, I am on my way....

string_bean00 · Nov 21, 2006

my thread about beards took a turn towards eflirting, dammit

Gambino · Nov 21, 2006

string_bean00 said:
my thread about beards took a turn towards eflirting, dammit

even worse, old peeps eflirting
nasty
btw your beard looks pretty weak compared to the rest

Lestat · Nov 22, 2006

string_bean00 said:
this was the one I used to rock, (im on the left, ignore my gay drunk roommate with his leg over me)

also ignore the extreme dbol bloat in my cheeks (50mg will do that)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4bqwxs8.jpg

it was too trimmed up and neat though, not very manly

that dude looks comfortable on you

caligirl · Nov 22, 2006

string_bean00 said:
this was the one I used to rock, (im on the left, ignore my gay drunk roommate with his leg over me)

also ignore the extreme dbol bloat in my cheeks (50mg will do that)

http://i15.tinypic.com/4bqwxs8.jpg

it was too trimmed up and neat though, not very manly

i think that looks good. ever thought about shaving your head?

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