I could have nailed this chick over the weekend but...

[Pliffter]

...while she was giving me head, I fell asleep. Oh well - I'll use some crack rock to stay awake next time.

 

[Pliffter]

Cool!!

I also discovered that if you shave the pubes, it makes your wanker look a good inch longer. I doubled my size. Yippppeeee!!!!

 

[Drizzt]

.......

BWAHAHAHAHA. This shit is killin me.

Drizz

 

[ORGANON CANON]

This one sucks, the Kokdiesel impression has some much more validity. I give this one 2 thumbs down!

 

[talonracer]

Anyway.......jeez are we supposed to believe P lifter only has two posts??? DUH

 

[Pliffter]

So. Anyways, I was wondering, what do you guys wear to show off your package. I mean I could always stuff it, but that is for fags. How do you guys do it? What about like, tucking your shirt-tail all to one side. Would that help??

 

[Pliffter]

NO help on the shirt idea??

Ok - what about legs. Mine quads are huuuge(20 inches), so much that they dwarf my already freakishly small package. What to do about that??

 

[AAP]

Sorry, fags have a naturally big package. It is a requirement for playas on our side. A small endowed fag is just a myth that insecure straight men tell themselves.

though, the shirt tail all to one side idea was funny.