I clogged my girlfriends toilet and she kicked me out!

[AAP]

what? you would rather lose your girl and scrape shit off the floor than rip out a few ass hairs.

 

[Ffactor]

Well, I need a girl who will appreciate my hairy body. I already have to get my hairy back waxed every two months just to please her.

 

[ZKaudio]

drop an upper decker in her bathroom and leave.

 

[mekannik]

Upper Deck - NICE !!

 

[AAP]

Dropped a deuce and your girl dropped you.

That's bad.

 

[Ffactor]

I don't know why people are so hungup about poopies. I am fascinated by them. Wish puc was still here.

 

[AAP]

Dude, she threw you out and dumped you in the middle of the party.

 

[white boy]

yeah, dumped him in front of everybody, sorry bastard

funny story though

 

[Ffactor]

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[Lift Chief]

Always flush after the initial load is deposited in the bowl... don't you know anything?