I clogged my girlfriends toilet and she kicked me out!

[Y_lifter]

I tried but the tolet was full and water was splashing all over the place. We had to remove some water from the toilet and pour it down the sink before attempting any further plunging!

Let hope you didn't use her favorite coffee cup..

 

[Ffactor]

Muthafucker... you nasty... next time get a clotheshanger and chop it up into manageable pieces before flushing.


I remember at one party I had, a guest actually shit all over my bathroom wall beside the toilet. I, nor anyone else, ever invited him back.

Actually I don't think it was the size of the poo, it was soft and pasty and I used way too much toilet paper to reach the desired endpoint!

 

[Y_lifter]

Messy Poopie

 

[AAP]

Actually I don't think it was the size of the poo, it was soft and pasty and I used way too much toilet paper to reach the desired endpoint!

If you Nair that hairy ass... you will only need one wipe to clean up.

Otherwise, you may want to start using sandpaper.

But still.... the big question is who in the world interupts a BBQ party to run take a shit... man, you suppose to hold that in until you get home or the guests leave... was her cooking that bad?

 

[Y_lifter]

AAP, When you gotta go, You gotta go bro..

 

[Ffactor]

If you Nair that hairy ass... you will only need one wipe to clean up.

Otherwise, you may want to start using sandpaper.

But still.... the big question is who in the world interupts a BBQ party to run take a shit... man, you suppose to hold that in until you get home or the guests leave... was her cooking that bad?

No dude, cooking was excellent but I couldn't hold it and my farts were beginning to stink really bad! She lives in NY and I live in Baltimore. I had to catch an 8:00 o'clock bus back to Baltimore after she kicked me out.

 

[Shak]

wipe and flush. wipe and flush.

 

[Ffactor]

NAIR does not seem to work on my body hair!

 

[AAP]

NAIR does not seem to work on my body hair!

go with NADS then..

 

[Ffactor]

go with NADS then..

Nope, too painful.