I clogged my girlfriends toilet and she kicked me out!

[from zero]

LOL!!

 

[SupraHero]

It happened while she was having a big BBQ party. It took us half an hour to get the toilet working again. She kicked my ass out of her apartment. Should I break up with her?

Sneak in in the night and take another terrorist dump. Leave without flushing that'll teach her.

 

[Ffactor]

It happened while she was having a big BBQ party. It took us half an hour to get the toilet working again. She kicked my ass out of her apartment. Should I break up with her?

 

[PoyeBoy]

Im sure everyone is laughing at the fact that you have a girlfriend

 

[white boy]

Im sure everyone is laughing at the fact that you have a girlfriend

Had a gf

and why don't you just use a plunger like everyone else?

sounds like that was just an excuse to get you to leave

 

[-SD-]

Dump her bitch ass.

 

[CollegeKid2]

Ffactor, you seem to have many issues concerning your ass and your GF. i say you get your ass removed, that should alleviate things.

 

[Naeem]

If she kicked you out over that, then obviously your her bitch. Dump her, and take a different route on the next one.

 

[Ffactor]

Had a gf

and why don't you just use a plunger like everyone else?

sounds like that was just an excuse to get you to leave

I tried but the toilet was full and water was splashing all over the place. We had to remove some water from the toilet and pour it down the sink before attempting any further plunging!

 

[AAP]

I tried but the tolet was full and water was splashing all over the place. We had to remove some water from the toilet and pour it down the sink before attempting any further plunging!

Muthafucker... you nasty... next time get a clotheshanger and chop it up into manageable pieces before flushing.


I remember at one party I had, a guest actually shit all over my bathroom wall beside the toilet. I, nor anyone else, ever invited him back.