I chased a coyote tonight.

[biteme]

We had pulled into a new movie theater when I spotted it trotting down the road and carrying a small dead in it's mouth. Never has a human been attacked by a coyote on record. Or so I've been told. I wanted to be the first. So I took off after it. LOL For a minute, I didn't think it was gonna run from me, as it just watched curiously as I sped towards it. THen when I got about 75 yards away, it took off. It stopped again to watch me (surely wondering what a crazy ass human I am). Then it quietly disappeared into the woods. I would have caught him had I been in my tennis shoes.

 

[dirty~d~]

I would have caught him had I been in my tennis shoes.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You can't run.

 

[biteme]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You can't run.

You will eat my dust.

 

[RADAR]

Whats next??? Cars?




PS...... don't put your head close to the tire, you'll get run over that way!

RADAR

 

[dirty~d~]

You will eat my dust.

Sure thing sweetie. Whatever you say.

 

[ChefWide]

Radar, this all stems from BM chasing parked cars as kid.

 

[RADAR]

Radar, this all stems from BM chasing parked cars as kid.

LMAO!!!!! Thats a good one!!!!


RADAR

 

[ceo]

He was trying to lead you to his lair where his pack was waiting to ambush you...you'd feed them for a week!

 

[n0th1ng]

Coyotes are pussies, but I have to respect an animal that thrives even after humans have destroyed their habitat.

 

[jackangel]

this morning's headline in some shitty, backwoods texas newspaper:

MAN FEARS MIDLIFE CRISIS, DECIDES TO CHASE COYOTE.

 

[Breeze]

We had pulled into a new movie theater when I spotted it trotting down the road and carrying a small dead in it's mouth. Never has a human been attacked by a coyote on record. Or so I've been told. I wanted to be the first. So I took off after it. LOL For a minute, I didn't think it was gonna run from me, as it just watched curiously as I sped towards it. THen when I got about 75 yards away, it took off. It stopped again to watch me (surely wondering what a crazy ass human I am). Then it quietly disappeared into the woods. I would have caught him had I been in my tennis shoes.

....Carrying a small dead....what? Was it a rabbit, cat, child, or what?

 

[Testosterone boy]

this morning's headline in some shitty, backwoods texas newspaper:

MAN FEARS MIDLIFE CRISIS, DECIDES TO CHASE COYOTE.

"the notorious biteme suffers from illusions....tires to catch a coyote. Blames failure on wrong shoes."

As seen in the 'Little Bumfuck Texas Herald'

 

[string_bean00]

I saw, mostly heard, a pack of coyotes eat my neighbor's dog once. It was kinda sad. The little thing had no chance.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I saw, mostly heard, a pack of coyotes eat my neighbor's dog once. It was kinda sad. The little thing had no chance.

Ow.....that would really suck.