I caught a fly mid-air.

[gonelifting]

Mid-air sounds better but It was parked on the edge of a box and I swooped my hand next to it and I caught it, FIRST try. My wife saw the fly and complained about it. I told her I would catch it. I used my powerful triceps and quick reflexes to grab it and showed her the wings sticking out of my hand. I opened my back door to let it out, but when I opened my hand, it just dropped to the ground, dead. lol I must have pressed too hard on the poor thing.

That is my story. I am the fast.

I AM........ the fast.

 

[Testosterone boy]

My brother was really good at catching flies mid air.

Parked flies are nothing. My dad smacks them with regularity, he is over 80. Got married late and had me late. Plus I am like 73.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bor, you cheated. you never could have caught that fly without your one inch high workout partner. never. never ever.

nyah nyah nya nya nyah

(llllooooolll ill never get sick of this joke!! )

 

[havoc]

May I suggest "The Fundamentals of the Free Throw" by Bill Cartwright

 

[gonelifting]

Should I have buried it?

 

[gonelifting]

bor, you cheated. you never could have caught that fly without your one inch high workout partner. never. never ever.

nyah nyah nya nya nyah

(llllooooolll ill never get sick of this joke!! )

Damn you to hell. There, I SAID IT! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

 

[Tryn2]

Eat It.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Damn you to hell. There, I SAID IT! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

ROFL!! i swear to God i was going to write a post saying "now now gonelifting, dont you dare damn me to hell again, dont you bloody dare!! "

hahahahaha what a trip

ahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaa

definitely never going to get sick of this joke

 

[from zero]

I can do that sometimes. This dude I used to work with would grab them like that, and then throw them as hard as he could to the ground. lol


There was a fly in my apartment one day, and it was annoying me. So it was flying at me, so I punched it in the face. Seriously. Punched it right out of the air. I think I killed it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol my face is going to crack from laughing

 

[slickdadd]

Psh. Child's play. I'll go speedbag on a fly's nutsack whenever it gets in my face. I'll follow it up with a roundhouse to the chops, then a flying elbow off the top turnbuckle. Then the fly is out for the count baby.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i cought a mesquito mid air and i made it bleed red blood into my hand brb poop time

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I had a friend in high school who used to try and catch flys mid-air all the time. He sucked at it. So, he started pretending that he'd throw them in his mouth and swallow them.

Then one day out of the blue he did that and started spitting and coughing. He'd actualy caught one and managed to toss it in his mouth! That cured him for good...

 

[jerseyart]

It only counts if you do it with chop sticks. Otherwise it's just stupid

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well actually im quite good at it. i catch them or slap them out of the air all the time, then step on them

 

[Gymgurl]

Anyone can catch a half dead fly....NOW EAT IT

 

[Bullit]

If you think you're so great then why dont you fight Mr. Miagi?

 

[SoreArms]

Gl, did you take that avi pic right after 'cause it looks like you're still crushing the fly with your left hand.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Should I have buried it?

yes, and made a little cros with toothpicks and a flower would have been a nice gesture. Flies have feelings too.

 

[coldblue1955]

you have a real talent there my friend. You ought to do something with it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bor, you cheated. you never could have caught that fly without your one inch high workout partner. never. never ever.

nyah nyah nya nya nyah

(llllooooolll ill never get sick of this joke!! )

RRRRRROOOOOOOFFFFFLLLLLLLL and it starts again