I can't stop farting....

[Nathan]

....and I'm loving every damn minute of it. My entire apartment stinks I'm sure. When my retard friends get here i guarantee they are gonna say, "Man, this place smells like shit." I'll keep you all posted.

 

[Code]

Farting is the new zen experience.

It used to be motorcycle maintenance.

Before that it was meditation.

 

[Nathan]

There's just something really really satisfying being surrounded by one's own stink ya know?

 

[Code]

There's just something really really satisfying being surrounded by one's own stink ya know?

Well, it's fruit of your own hard work.

Men should savor their own gas like a fine wine.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I sit here and fart and my gf just shakes her head and says "jesus!"
not sure what he is supposed to do about it.

there is a comedian that says that farts are little tiny celebrations for not shitting our pants.

 

[jeremys]

yep