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I can't sleep...

I got real wasted last night and was in a dancing sandwhich with two chubster chicks. I woke up real hung over and had to work all day but now I'm home.

The End
 
SoreArms said:
I got real wasted last night and was in a dancing sandwhich with two chubster chicks. I woke up real hung over and had to work all day but now I'm home.

The End
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lol...chubster..
 
georgie24 said:
im at work so i can keep you comapny all night if you want. ill keep those boogie men at bay
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I cleaned under my bed today so I think I got them all but thanks for the offer hun. What do you do?
 
I need a job where I can surf EF and get paided for it......
 
not again babe.

About 10 years ago, i picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her parents house to bang (her parents were away on holidays). Anyway, i was really drunk and after having sex for a bit, i stopped and said 'i'll be back soon' and headed for the kitchen. I went for the fridge and reached for the butter tub. I opened it and smeared butter all over my cock.......i chalked it up cue style. I went back to the bedroom and she looked at me standing there with butter on my cock and said 'wtf are you doing' and i said 'i want to bang you in the ass', lol. She went off her brains and told me to fuck off and threw me out of the house. I think she overreacted a bit, but i've grown up since then.
 
well, VG.......ya coulda buttered her up first. LMAO

I kill me.
 
vinylgroover said:
not again babe.

About 10 years ago, i picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her parents house to bang (her parents were away on holidays). Anyway, i was really drunk and after having sex for a bit, i stopped and said 'i'll be back soon' and headed for the kitchen. I went for the fridge and reached for the butter tub. I opened it and smeared butter all over my cock.......i chalked it up cue style. I went back to the bedroom and she looked at me standing there with butter on my cock and said 'wtf are you doing' and i said 'i want to bang you in the ass', lol. She went off her brains and told me to fuck off and threw me out of the house. I think she overreacted a bit, but i've grown up since then.
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i chalked it up cue style :FRlol:
 
vinylgroover said:
not again babe.

About 10 years ago, i picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her parents house to bang (her parents were away on holidays). Anyway, i was really drunk and after having sex for a bit, i stopped and said 'i'll be back soon' and headed for the kitchen. I went for the fridge and reached for the butter tub. I opened it and smeared butter all over my cock.......i chalked it up cue style. I went back to the bedroom and she looked at me standing there with butter on my cock and said 'wtf are you doing' and i said 'i want to bang you in the ass', lol. She went off her brains and told me to fuck off and threw me out of the house. I think she overreacted a bit, but i've grown up since then.
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:lmao:

VG you were into the butt lovin even way back then eh.
 
I'll tell you a story...there once was a very naughty girl in Toronto that wouldn't go to bed at her bedtime...so a certain Collection Plate Enforcer was dispatched from the NKC to give her a spanking.
 
Hmmm can always do one of these, Ill write asentence, someone writes the next, etc etc


Once upon a time in a land full of iron there lived a .........
 
canadianhitman said:
I'll tell you a story...there once was a very naughty girl in Toronto that wouldn't go to bed at her bedtime...so a certain Collection Plate Enforcer was dispatched from the NKC to give her a spanking.
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That is not a story that is a date! :qt:
 
Here is my story kicked the last person out of my House warming party at 11:00AM this morning, had 2 hours of sleep, feel like a bag of shit, now I can't fall asleep dammit lol.

But damn did I have a great time ;)
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Here is my story kicked the last person out of my House warming party at 11:00AM this morning, had 2 hours of sleep, feel like a bag of shit, now I can't fall asleep dammit lol.

But damn did I have a great time ;)
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Thinking about me again, that would keep any man up! Teehee :qt:
 
Next time you can't sleep, you should have sex with me. That always puts girls to sleep.
 
LOL
Your a bit far for that Jersey. Doing it with someone else tends to wake me up even more. However normally if I take care of myself I does off rather fast.
 
I am in a bout of insomnia myself.

I ahev been waking up at 2:35 just about everynight.....not 2:34 or 2:36...2:35.



Get this...I even set my clock forward by 30 minutes to be a work earlie last week.

Guess what time I woke up....
 
The Shadow said:
I am in a bout of insomnia myself.

I ahev been waking up at 2:35 just about everynight.....not 2:34 or 2:36...2:35.



Get this...I even set my clock forward by 30 minutes to be a work earlie last week.

Guess what time I woke up....
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LOL I have my clock set ahead as well by 30 minutes most of the time it gets my sorry ass in gear. I am guessing by the sounds of things it didn't work to well for you.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
LOL I have my clock set ahead as well by 30 minutes most of the time it gets my sorry ass in gear. I am guessing by the sounds of things it didn't work to well for you.
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Instead of 2:35...I woke up at 2:35....lol


set it ahead and STILL woke up to the same numbers on the clock
 
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