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I cant parallel park :(

WTF. I did EVERYTHING that girl was doing in this clip earlier today when i was trying to park. I tried other techniques too and I can never even get it slightly into the parking spot!!!FML

 
whatever guys! Im a great driver, and i've never gotten a ticket.

Anyways, I've studied via several instructional yootoob vids and now im off to execute a perfect PP. wish me luck!
 
She made it sound so hard. There's no way it should be that hard to parallel park that small ass car

I could have parked two cars in that space.
 

my wife ran a fed ex terminal back in the day and, during christmas rush everyone was out delivering packages...her little 110lb ass would be driving one of those big ass vans around downtown pittsburgh (which is a traffic nightmare) and she could wedge that bad boy in any damn where she had to...she's an awesome driver...that said...when we go on trips, i ALWAYS drive...i can't fucking stand the way she drives...too fuggin passive...ive literally jumped out of the car and stopped traffic so she would pull out onto the fucking street..."dont wanna offend anyone"...fuck that shit LOLOL
 
I failed:bawling:

omg i haite PP so much and I tried so hard and I did everything like i was supposed to. I don't understand what im doing wrong!!
 
I sometimes find parallel parking challenging when teh vag obscures my vision when someone is sitting on my face




just sayin'
 
Why in the ever living Fuck does everyone think that you MUST back into every parallel space?
Ever tried just pulling straight in ?

Sure, backing in will get you into a much smaller space, but I bet most you can just Drive right into.
Much like your brown sugar Vagina.

:)
 
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I did it you guys!! I logged on just to come brag!!!! I got so excited.lol really proud of myself, Im hoping it wasn't luck and i'll be able to do it agian even if space is tighter. :D
 
Why in the ever living Fuck does everyone think that you MUST back into every parallel space?
Ever tried just pulling straight in ?

Sure, backing in will get you into a much smaller space, but I bet most you can just Drive right into.
Much like your brown sugar Vagina.

:)

lol omg
 
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