I can't be the only one here who is entirely too pretty for Prison.

[WiffleballChamp]

Fug shaving my head and my teeth are too white and straight to be part of the Aryan brotherhood.

I'm entirely too smart and don't steal so the blacks are out.

I workout and I don't enjoy landscaping so the Mexican's are a NO NO.

I'm also not in to that gay shit, so pimpin myself out won't work.

Can you make it in prison??

Man manliness says YES
My anoose screams NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[fuegoslow]

Haha, IBTL.

 

[nangiggles]

 

[chewyxrage]

Just find the Squirrel Master and you're good to go