MP5 is not totally unattractive but look how fat he is! Jesus Christ! He'd look much better if he'd lay off the ding dongs and ho-hos. He sent me a couple of pix of him in his g-string at the beach ... very sad. very, very sad.
... and what's up with that forehead? You could beach a whale on that thing!
... D.,
Send me your resume. I'd be happy to give it look.
MP5 is not totally unattractive but look how fat he is! Jesus Christ! He'd look much better if he'd lay off the ding dongs and ho-hos. He sent me a couple of pix of him in his g-string at the beach ... very sad. very, very sad.
... and what's up with that forehead? You could beach a whale on that thing!
... D.,
Send me your resume. I'd be happy to give it look.