frorider6 said:
Damn right I'm the man. Did you see me demonstrate my back flexability and bust out the "Lick My Own Balls Like A Dog Can" pose? A true classic that's fallen out of favor with today's pros.
Oh hell yes my man. What really got the crowd gathering was the hamstring pose they used to do in the pros. That part where you talk to us like Jim Carrey did in Pet Detective(let me ass you a few questions) had us mesmerized. You looked a bit pouty though, look into saw palmetto to tone things down a bit for the next display.