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frorider6
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Some big fat guy was doing bench press last night at my gym. Strong, but also a tub of tard. So he's got 255 loaded up on the bar. I asked if I could try it since it's already loaded. I was already warmed up a bit with a couple of minutes on the treadmill so I dropped down and did 20 or so pushups. Then I pressed the 255. Since I wasn't really warmed up fully, my form sucked and I had a bit of a problem with it. Still got it though. Cool. But I still had to wear my skirt.
So I went and did a set of stiff leg deadlifts. When I was done I saw he's loaded up 275. I made sure he could deadlift that much just in case and went for it. Piece of cake! I had perfect form and was strong throughout the whole movement! I could have definetly hit 285, possibly 295. So I jumped up, ripped my skirt off and started pointing at all the people in my gym. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!" I was so proud of myself that I tossed my skirt in the trash and launched into my best posing routine, starting off with "The Crab". After a 20 minute session of posing which left everyone thunderstruck, I ended with the "Look How Huge My Lats Are" stance.
I continued my workout in my Pretty Pretty Princess thong. None of those pussys could say a word about my sweaty ass prints every where cause I was the MAN!
Right after the gym, I went and bought real man workout clothes. Zebra striped Otomix pants and a Met-Rx t-shirt which I cut the sleeves out of so my huge fucking arms would fit. But I won't give up my pink Reebok's. They're finally broken in and give me the support I need.
No lifting today though so I won't be able to wear my muscle stud uniform. It's cardio day so I'll be in My Little Pony Under Roos. I feel I could prance forever with my pony Wind Star on my chest.
Peace out Iron Bros and make room for another.
Yer's in sport
So I went and did a set of stiff leg deadlifts. When I was done I saw he's loaded up 275. I made sure he could deadlift that much just in case and went for it. Piece of cake! I had perfect form and was strong throughout the whole movement! I could have definetly hit 285, possibly 295. So I jumped up, ripped my skirt off and started pointing at all the people in my gym. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!" I was so proud of myself that I tossed my skirt in the trash and launched into my best posing routine, starting off with "The Crab". After a 20 minute session of posing which left everyone thunderstruck, I ended with the "Look How Huge My Lats Are" stance.
I continued my workout in my Pretty Pretty Princess thong. None of those pussys could say a word about my sweaty ass prints every where cause I was the MAN!
Right after the gym, I went and bought real man workout clothes. Zebra striped Otomix pants and a Met-Rx t-shirt which I cut the sleeves out of so my huge fucking arms would fit. But I won't give up my pink Reebok's. They're finally broken in and give me the support I need.
No lifting today though so I won't be able to wear my muscle stud uniform. It's cardio day so I'll be in My Little Pony Under Roos. I feel I could prance forever with my pony Wind Star on my chest.
Peace out Iron Bros and make room for another.
Yer's in sport
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just fucking with you homie. i hope this helps the both of you out.
