I Can Feel My Cholesterol Rising

[guest username]

For my post-workout meal this morning?

2 egg McMuffins from McDonald's. I can feel my cholesterol rising with each bite I take.

Oh well, at least it's only about 30% of calories from fat. Could be worse. I was just too damn lazy to cook this morning (and I can barely move my arms anyway).

 

[Smurfy]

those egg mcmuffins are good eatin

 

[nimbus]

it's 'eggs mcmuffin.'

like eggs benedict

 

[guest username]

it's 'eggs mcmuffin.'

like eggs benedict

You're right, teacher. You should've posted your corrections in red.

Just had to confess my sins at the altar (EF). I'll say four Hail Anabols.

 

[nimbus]

tough crowd this morning

 

[guest username]

tough crowd this morning

I'll blame it on the Egg McMuffin.

(I know it's correct, but it just doesn't sound right!)

 

[nimbus]

I'll blame it on the Egg McMuffin.

(I know it's correct, but it just doesn't sound right!)

lolllll dude i was just joshin ya
it's egg mcmuffins..the way you had it is right

 

[guest username]

lolllll dude i was just joshin ya
it's egg mcmuffins..the way you had it is right

Ugh! It's way too early in the morning to be messing with me like that!

Maybe now is a good time to remind you that I carry one of these:



So go ahead, mess with me again. I dare ya punk!

 

[rnch]

nahhhh...it's just tha all the mikkie D grease is giving you heartburn.

 

[jnevin]

I think those are the leanest things you can get for breakfast there. A couple of years ago I grabbed 2 sausage mcgriddles on my way to the golf course. Slightly hungover which is the only reason they sounded good in the first place. They were so heavy I didn't eat again until dinner.

 

[Smurfy]

I think those are the leanest things you can get for breakfast there. A couple of years ago I grabbed 2 sausage mcgriddles on my way to the golf course. Slightly hungover which is the only reason they sounded good in the first place. They were so heavy I didn't eat again until dinner.

don't be such a pussy

 

[jnevin]

don't be such a pussy

Unpossible!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll blame it on the Egg McMuffin.

(I know it's correct, but it just doesn't sound right!)

blame it on the a-a-a-aa-aa-aa-aalcahoool!

 

[guest username]

blame it on the a-a-a-aa-aa-aa-aalcahoool!

Hey don't give me crap about my bewzin', you were buyin' the rounds bro!

 

[Smurfy]

blame it on the a-a-a-aa-aa-aa-aalcahoool!

blame it on the Goose. gotcha feelin loose

 

[rnch]

Hey don't give me crap about my bewzin', you were buyin' the rounds bro!

isn't alcohol congtrary to traz's religious beliefs?