I call bullshit on 99% of the women on Elite...

[jerkbox]

heh

 

[Smurfy]

I'm not perfect. I never pretended to be. I'm a insane raging bitch. Just ask Lumberg.

 

[The_Ghost]

I can only speak for the ones I have met and the ones I have talked to. Some are like they are here and not phoney.

 

[Scotsman]

The only girl from here I have ever met was Spatts. She was awesome and acted pretty much like she did on here.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I can only speak for the ones I have met and the ones I have talked to. Some are like they are here and not phoney.

Word!

 

[Lestat]

I think everyone just tries to put their best foot forward on here... we all love attenti0on it seems.

 

[flexygrl]

In My own defense......I am PERFECT!!!



I wish.......

1) I don't like sports but I'll fall asleep cuddled up to "my" guy while he watches a game.
2) I do have my moments. I get pretty bitchy certain "times" of the month.
3) My sex drive is pretty lacking lately. It's hard to think about sex when you come home and want to drop dead.
4) I have 8 animals in my house. This one silly thing makes me very unattractive to some members of the oposite sex.
5) I do have common sense. I feel that I am wise beyond my years.
6) I'm pretty jealous. I try not to be, but it's so hard for me.
7) I'm insecure about some things. Mostly related to my body.
8) It can take me over 1 hour to get ready to go anywhere.


The truth is out........

 

[tripleblonde]

interesting post......and prob. true in a lot of aspects.....i've already admitted plenty of the shit i pull on a daily basis....

and besides working out the only "sports" i'm into is watching dale jr. race the #8

 

[Dial_tone]

My babe is in alot of ways a guy trapped in a woman's body.

1. She is a complete & absolute football nut, although she slipped when she said she thinks Jason Carr is hot. (it's David Carr, babe)
2. Her sex drive is off the charts; even higher than mine.
3. never wears makeup and is ready to go before you finish asking "how soon can you be ready?"
4. Couldn't care less if I look at porn online (as long as I send her the good shit)
5. hates cute nicknames like honey, sweetie, snookums, sweetcheeks, etc. I do call her Pussy and she likes that.
6. hates to shop unless it's something for the computer.


It's kinda like dating tiger88, only with a tight pussy. LOL

 

[from zero]

I'm not perfect. I never pretended to be. I'm a insane raging bitch. Just ask Lumberg.

No, you're weak with no willpower. And your deadlift will never amount to anything.