I burped on her face

[SoreArms]

So last night I went to eat at Hooters by myself. My roomate told me about some store in Long Beach, I wanted to check it out but by the time I got there they were closed. Hooters was around the corner so I decided to stop by and get something to eat, watch the Dodgers game and see some ass.

If you've ever been to a Hooters, you know that the waitresses act real flirty with you in efforts to get more tips and sales. Well, I'm sitting there eating and watching the game, the waitress has been acting real flirty to the point where I think she might actually like me (thats their goal each time). I'm sitting there eating and watching the game, she walks up behind me and puts her head in from behind my right shoulder, with her face real close to mine. I had no idea that she was going to pop up, so thinking I was by myself I let out a burp. I happen to let it out at the exact same moment that her face popped up. Burped right on her face. I got a little embarrased and the poor thing tried to act like nothing happened and continued with her purpose which was to ask me if I wanted another beer. I was eating a philly cheese steak with tons of onions and bell peppers, and mixed with the beers it must have a nasty ass burp. She wasn't flirty with me the rest of the time I was there.

 

[Smurfy]

sexy

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dude you are so in chics love that stuff!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey, that's one wy to get them to stop faking it. if she would've kept on heavy flirting, you prolly could've scored.

 

[Sub-Zero]

hahaha awsome

 

[BileStew]

When's the wedding?

 

[SoreArms]

hey, that's one wy to get them to stop faking it. if she would've kept on heavy flirting, you prolly could've scored.

No, After a couple of beers you start thinking they really like you and you wind up ordering more stuff, buying some of their crappy merchandise, and tipping big.

Saved by the burp

 

[jackangel]

fxygel2 just PM'd me. he wants to know if ladies actually like being burped on, and if not, is there any way to salvage the situation at that point, and oh, if it makes any difference, he's referring to a relationship context, not a quick fling type of thing. also, he wonders if it's possible that the girls at hooters may actually like the guys they flirt with, because this one time, he was with a bunch of guys and girls and this waitress was being nice to him, but he didn't want to act out of order or anything...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

fxygel2 just PM'd me. he wants to know if ladies actually like being burped on, and if not, is there any way to salvage the situation at that point, and oh, if it makes any difference, he's referring to a relationship context, not a quick fling type of thing. also, he wonders if it's possible that the girls at hooters may actually like the guys they flirt with, because this one time, he was with a bunch of guys and girls and this waitress was being nice to him, but he didn't want to act out of order or anything...

ball buster

 

[Buddy_Christ]

No, After a couple of beers you start thinking they really like you and you wind up ordering more stuff, buying some of their crappy merchandise, and tipping big.

Saved by the burp

want to save yourself the trouble? do what i did once. our waitress was doing the same thing you described. halfway through lunch, i excused myself to the bathroom, rubbed one off, then went back to lunch. while all the other guys were ooohhing and aaahhhing when she was showing merchandise, i couldn't of cared less

 

[SoKlueles]

Im shocked that my date friday night didnt burp or fart or something

 

[biteme]

No, After a couple of beers you start thinking they really like you and you wind up ordering more stuff, buying some of their crappy merchandise, and tipping big.

Saved by the burp

Yep. They're lowdown. I could never use my stellar body and good looks to get money out of people. I'm just not that way. Makes me sick.

 

[jerkbox]

So last night I went to eat at Hooters by myself. My roomate told me about some store in Long Beach, I wanted to check it out but by the time I got there they were closed. Hooters was around the corner so I decided to stop by and get something to eat, watch the Dodgers game and see some ass.

If you've ever been to a Hooters, you know that the waitresses act real flirty with you in efforts to get more tips and sales. Well, I'm sitting there eating and watching the game, the waitress has been acting real flirty to the point where I think she might actually like me (thats their goal each time). I'm sitting there eating and watching the game, she walks up behind me and puts her head in from behind my right shoulder, with her face real close to mine. I had no idea that she was going to pop up, so thinking I was by myself I let out a burp. I happen to let it out at the exact same moment that her face popped up. Burped right on her face. I got a little embarrased and the poor thing tried to act like nothing happened and continued with her purpose which was to ask me if I wanted another beer. I was eating a philly cheese steak with tons of onions and bell peppers, and mixed with the beers it must have a nasty ass burp. She wasn't flirty with me the rest of the time I was there.

 

[bran987]

So last night I went to eat at Hooters by myself. My roomate told me about some store in Long Beach, I wanted to check it out but by the time I got there they were closed. Hooters was around the corner so I decided to stop by and get something to eat, watch the Dodgers game and see some ass.

long beach? were you at the hooters near ocean boulevard?

 

[vinylgroover]

lol.......i love hearing about male acts of grossness.

 

[SuperShredder]

yeah that hooters in long beach is fuckin ace.

 

[Gambino]

fxygel2 just PM'd me. he wants to know if ladies actually like being burped on, and if not, is there any way to salvage the situation at that point, and oh, if it makes any difference, he's referring to a relationship context, not a quick fling type of thing. also, he wonders if it's possible that the girls at hooters may actually like the guys they flirt with, because this one time, he was with a bunch of guys and girls and this waitress was being nice to him, but he didn't want to act out of order or anything...

LOL

 

[SoreArms]

long beach? were you at the hooters near ocean boulevard?

thats the one