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I attended a stoplight party tonight

fyxgel2

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It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.

The deal is.. everyone shows up wearing either green, yellow, or red.
Green if you're single. Red if you are taken.
And yellow if you dont know yet (there hasnt been an official defining of the relationship)

I wore green obviously, and went with some of my roomies. They stood around bored a lot of the time, and I went around and introduced myself to some chicks and talked to some old friends. It was alright. Just kinda dumb because even though there were hot girls there with green shirts on, for some reason I had no desire to ask them out on a date or nothing.

I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

And for talking to girls and getting numbers and all, for some reason that didnt seem real appealing either? I mean whats the point if you are not even going to make out or have sex with them or something?
Its like, hey, if I am going to get a girlfriend, I want to meet her through some other means, not some stupid mass 150 person party, where a bunch of random ppl show up to. The party seen was just kinda awkward, even around the ppl that you did know, because of the whole shirt thing.

Call me a wuss, but honestly, I felt like I had no desire to ask out any of the girls that I talked to tonight. I didnt even have a real desire to talk to them for that long, it was more so just the thrill of going up to some random chick and introducing myself (just to see if I could do that).


The grass always seems greener from the other side. The moment I get an opportunity filled situation to ask out some girls and stuff, the notion doesnt even seem all that exciting. lol. thats fucked up.
 
I'd figure out what that "some reason" is before you make another thread...
 
WTF?

No wonder you single. Attending such crap as this.

"Stop light party"... Pffftt! Never heard of such shit before.

Want to get laid? Attend a keg party. Stop light party... bet it looked like a bunch of Lucky Charms fairies in day glo.
 
fyxgel2 said:
It was kinda cool but kinda lame as well.



I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

.




Face it! You were meant to be a Priest !

RADAR
 
AAP said:
WTF?

No wonder you single. Attending such crap as this.

"Stop light party"... Pffftt! Never heard of such shit before.

Want to get laid? Attend a keg party. Stop light party... bet it looked like a bunch of Lucky Charms fairies in day glo.


LOL! I have to agree.


Kids these day's. :rolleyes:
 
AAP said:
WTF?

No wonder you single. Attending such crap as this.

"Stop light party"... Pffftt! Never heard of such shit before.

Want to get laid? Attend a keg party. Stop light party... bet it looked like a bunch of Lucky Charms fairies in day glo.

LOL! no shit. that is the gayest thing i ever fucking heard of. was this a school sponsored event?

man, let me tell you, if you want to meet some each chicks, that not even you could scare away, may i suggest some emo chicks. they are all fucked up and would totally put up with your shit, and fuck you every which way from sunday.
 
I`m serious when I say this bro. Your post is really disturbing. I won`t get into it but you should just look for your future wife in church and HOPE she`s like you.

or seriously, put an ad in the paper for someone that will fill your needs. It`s gonna be very difficult for you to find the girl you want where you`re looking.
 
check out some girls on www.suicidegirls.com and www.pornforpunks.com

those are the girls you need! you can't scare them away, i'm serious. just tell them how overly emotional you are and what bad social skills you have, then put on some my chemical romance or ani difranco, and they will begin to suck you off like governor mcgreevy.
 
No wonder these bitches single...

http://spider.georgetowncollege.edu/stuorg/agd/Photo Album/pics 02-03/stoplight_02_03.htm


and the guys...

images
 
p0ink said:
LOL! no shit. that is the gayest thing i ever fucking heard of. was this a school sponsored event?

man, let me tell you, if you want to meet some each chicks, that not even you could scare away, may i suggest some emo chicks. they are all fucked up and would totally put up with your shit, and fuck you every which way from sunday.

no, it wasnt a school sponsored event. someone came up with it for fun actually :) Its actually not all that a bad place to meet girls (cuz they are wearing shirts that say if they are single), if you're down for the whole, meet them at some random party idea.

You are going to have to explain to me what "emo chicks" are. I'm not up to date on culture and stuff.
 
hey bro as long as you went out and socialized and had a good time who cares if ya met anyone,remember dont look at girls as potential gf material,look at them as potential friends, because everyone knows a friend will lead to being a better gf since you will know if you are compatible. just relax,keep socializing and getting to know girls.
 
p0ink said:
check out some girls on www.suicidegirls.com and www.pornforpunks.com

those are the girls you need! you can't scare them away, i'm serious. just tell them how overly emotional you are and what bad social skills you have, then put on some my chemical romance or ani difranco, and they will begin to suck you off like governor mcgreevy.

lol way to get a McGreevy reference in there.
 
fyx, you toss, your desire has nothing to do with it. youre an emotional black hole, you should have used the opportunity to get as many numbers as you could have and made some friends

but nooooooooooo you had to do the psycho loner routine. again. even though it was a sesame street theme. and you were dressed as robin hood. hope you didnt forget the feather in your cap.

dummie
 
this has got to be the funniest post this guy ever made

STOOOOOOP LIGHHHT PARTY



HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH

I'm crying, i reallyl am
 
lusting for a woman/man is human nature. don't be so werid about your sex drive, it's not something to be ashamed of...thou shall not commit adultery, sure, but dancing with a chic in a kinky manner is not intercourse. ligthen up bor, religion is supposed to make you feel good not oppressed and werid
 
Gambino said:
lusting for a woman/man is human nature. don't be so werid about your sex drive, it's not something to be ashamed of...thou shall not commit adultery, sure, but dancing with a chic in a kinky manner is not intercourse. ligthen up bor, religion is supposed to make you feel good not oppressed and werid


You know, I'm starting to think a little more like this actually. This "no lust" bullshit is preventing taking away a part of me that makes me a man. Lust seems pretty natural, and it seems like its a natural and a right for a man to make out with a female as long as she is consenting.

I think I'm just going to have to outright disagree with God, and permit myself to lust after some women, or else my dating world is going to be much more difficult to live in.

p0ink said:
go to www.suicidegirls.com

those are emo chicks.

Ick. I have higher standards than that. The tatoos totally turn me off. I would make her take a shower and wash the die out of her hair too.
 
fyxgel2 said:
I think I'm just going to have to outright disagree with God, and permit myself to lust after some women, or else my dating world is going to be much more difficult to live in.

You're SO going to hell.
 
string_bean00 said:
You're SO going to hell.


wtf dude, I dont want him in my hell. Hopefully there's another one he can go to. He can go to the MORMON hell, yes.
 
I feel so cheated. :(

I've never even heard of a stoplight party. It might have something to do with the fact that we didn't have any stoplights, just stop signs. :worried:


Lusting is ok, but you just need to get out and meet people and forget about finding love.
 
string_bean00 said:
You're SO going to hell.

I certainly hope not.
Jesus' death should be enough to compensate for my future disobedience to God's will. Not that I want to disobey God, but I mean seriously, why should I restrain myself from kissing a girl if I dont think its wrong?
 
p0ink said:
check out some girls on www.suicidegirls.com and www.pornforpunks.com

those are the girls you need! you can't scare them away, i'm serious. just tell them how overly emotional you are and what bad social skills you have, then put on some my chemical romance or ani difranco, and they will begin to suck you off like governor mcgreevy.
McGreevy....bwaaahahahahah the master.
 
fxygel, for starters you should have worn YELLOW to signify that you are a challenge to women and you arent just easily available. But instead you wore green like a tool, and in a party like that it screams "Im lonely and have no life, please take me in because Im lame."
Im quite dissapointed that you didnt at least get some phone numbers after all weve done for you here.
 
superdave said:
fxygel, for starters you should have worn YELLOW to signify that you are a challenge to women and you arent just easily available. But instead you wore green like a tool, and in a party like that it screams "Im lonely and have no life, please take me in because Im lame."
Im quite dissapointed that you didnt at least get some phone numbers after all weve done for you here.

Yo!
 
lol stop light party i was thinking it was like a hidden rave or something

i went to a under pass party and well it was fucked up...it was under a abonded under pass and all tweakers and shit

no one was sporting stop light colors btw on purpose
 
this is hilarious. stop light party...is this some religious thing?

what a joke...as aap said, if you want to bang a chick, go to a kegger.
 
"I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity."

You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Dude you need to be banned for saying something so ignorant.
 
Milo Hobgoblin said:
"I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity."

You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Dude you need to be banned for saying something so ignorant.

Yep.
 
fyxgel2 said:
I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

This quote finally proves that he's an alter.
 
fyxgel2 said:
I did kinda wanna dance kinky with a few, but that would have been wrong, because that meant i woulda been lusting over a girl, which is looked down upon in Christianity.

.


WoW you are a big loser buddy. why dont you just get a mail order bride...?
 
Well at least a mail order bride wouldnt be against his religion.. he wouldnt have time to lust after her before he married her so there would be no "sin"

LOL see what a GREAT loophole to escape hell!!!
 
fxygel2 is an alter... has to be.. the jokes on us guys.
 
I bet fonz had on a green shirt, green pants, green shoe-laces, green socks, and even some green undies on.
 
p0ink said:
check out some girls on www.suicidegirls.com and www.pornforpunks.com

those are the girls you need! you can't scare them away, i'm serious. just tell them how overly emotional you are and what bad social skills you have, then put on some my chemical romance or ani difranco, and they will begin to suck you off like governor mcgreevy.

Who is this governor mcgreevy guy and why is he sucking people off?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I bet fonz had on a green shirt, green pants, green shoe-laces, green socks, and even some green undies on.


And carrying his two degrees under his arm.
 
Themachine01 said:
I would have to show up with all three colors on, confuse the shit out of everyone.


yeah like a full Cross Colours get up. That would be so gay :rainbow:
 
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