I am sooooooo drunk...

[SofaGeorge]

About 17 years ago I was living in London. One day I was about to scrape the little scrap of lettuce and tomato that was left on my plate after lunch into the garbage. This old guy named Michael who lived in the house nearly had a heart attack when he saw me do this... and insisted that I give him these tiny scraps of vegetable so he could eat them later with his salad. after Michael left the room, my girlfriend saw the confused look on my face. She said, "Michael grew up during the War. You never throw away food." That memory has always stuck with me. I've never felt good about wasting food since.

Tonight, I went out to pizza with my neighbors. The pizza joint lost our order and we sat their for an hour and a half. The guys who ran the place felt really guilty... and brought out a bunch of free pitchers of beer. I honestly don't think I have ever been this drunk in my life.

Ask me anything. I will answer all your questions for you as I float in this moment between teh cosmos and the whispers of God.

 

[magdelana]

O fun! Right, then tell me what is your most deviant seksuaal experience??

 

[68GT350]

Seksuaal is actually spelled sexual.


Why does magdalena always spell that wrong, George?

 

[Frackal]

Have you ever been ravenously thirsty in the desert and tried to suck the water out of a camel's hump through his penis?

 

[SofaGeorge]

O fun! Right, then tell me what is your most deviant seksuaal experience??

I don't know if you would describe this as my most deviant sexual experience or my best...

I had an incredibly gorgeous girlfriend. She was a flaming bisexual... but also just very cool and very accepting. Nothing really threatened her. We were both working as volunteer forest rangers for a year. This meant we were in a little cabin three miles from the nearest raod in the middle of the National forrest. That summer an incredibly beautiful girl named Esah came to camp in the forrest while she waited the two weeks for college to start. My girlfriend and Esay became good friends (and more)... both were really into girls. One day Esah confided to my girlfriend that she was really bummed because she didn't know how to give good blow jobs. My girlfriend... without missing a beat... said, "Don't worry. I can teach you."

It was the best summer of my life.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Seksuaal is actually spelled sexual.


Why does magdalena always spell that wrong, George?

Because, as Eiestein said, Don't remember anything that you can look up... spelling included.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Have you ever been ravenously thirsty in the desert and tried to suck the water out of a camel's hump through his penis?

No, but I have ridden a camel through the desert... and it is an experience that is not for the candy ass crowd. Just getting up on a camel can almost kill you if you don't know what you are doing.

 

[3Vandoo]

Once in band camp.....

 

[2 ton hoss]

I don't know if you would describe this as my most deviant sexual experience or my best...

I had an incredibly gorgeous girlfriend. She was a flaming bisexual... but also just very cool and very accepting. Nothing really threatened her. We were both working as volunteer forest rangers for a year. This meant we were in a little cabin three miles from the nearest raod in the middle of the National forrest. That summer an incredibly beautiful girl named Esah came to camp in the forrest while she waited the two weeks for college to start. My girlfriend and Esay became good friends (and more)... both were really into girls. One day Esah confided to my girlfriend that she was really bummed because she didn't know how to give good blow jobs. My girlfriend... without missing a beat... said, "Don't worry. I can teach you."

It was the best summer of my life.

SOFA G - HOW DOES ONE GET A JOB AS A VOLUNTEER FOREST RANGER? HOW DO YOU PAY FOR LIVING IF IT'S VOLUNTEER? FOREST RANGER HAS ALWAYS SOUNDED LIKE A BOMB ASS JOB TO ME.

 

[XBiker]

Once in band camp.....

Damn, you're on tonight, bro.

 

[SofaGeorge]

SOFA G - HOW DOES ONE GET A JOB AS A VOLUNTEER FOREST RANGER? HOW DO YOU PAY FOR LIVING IF IT'S VOLUNTEER? FOREST RANGER HAS ALWAYS SOUNDED LIKE A BOMB ASS JOB TO ME.

It was an incredible experience. It was an adventure off the scale every other day. I was only able to get in because a good friend of mine was the head of the program.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Okay... staggering and almost flopping on the floor. I'm signing off for the night.

Good night, sweet princess.

 

[HumorMe]

It was an incredible experience. It was an adventure off the scale every other day. I was only able to get in because I gave a good friend of mine head during the program.

You are kidding right?

 

[the nature boy]

lol, you sneaky bastard humorme.

 

[starfish]

 

[CytoMel]