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I am soooo sore

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tripleblonde

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i skipped my workout yesterday to mow the grass as a suprise for my dad....
bout' 2 acres on a riding lawnmower and today i am more sore than a good workout....wtf....i can barely walk! :(

and i also ran over a bull snake and chopped it to bits so i'm having emotional issues now w/killing an animal
 
tripleblonde said:
i skipped my workout yesterday to mow the grass as a suprise for my dad....
bout' 2 acres on a riding lawnmower and today i am more sore than a good workout....wtf....i can barely walk! :(

and i also ran over a bull snake and chopped it to bits so i'm having emotional issues now w/killing an animal
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So you enjoy riding, huh?

Ride me hun...... :)

Hallelujah!
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, no-one tell her
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you brat! what the heck is dp?

jerkbox...come on, will you tell me....you know i have nothing but love for the ef philly peeps....now the british ones are another story.....

did i tell you how nice you look today? :)
 
first of all i'm sore like a mofo, i keep seeing that snake flashing through my mind as the blades chopped him to bits everywhere, and now i have to deal w/mr. stinky fingers and his dip shit :splat:
 
dude, that was so not cool. you weren't supposed to tell her.

anyway, answer the question airtight one - was there a dildo on the seat of the lawnmower or what?
 
Bran987 said:
you never said if your dad was surprised or not?
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he actually hasn't seen it yet, he is out of town and is gonna be gone till at least tonight or tommorow so the way our lawn grows, i might have to mow it again to get it really nice looking before he comes home

and crack: wtf? of course not, those things aren't exactly smooth riding and 2 acres takes about 3-4 hours.....made me really sore today
 
Crak........you want to talk about uncool things........and you have your butt hanging out in your avatar!!!!
 
tripleblonde said:
he actually hasn't seen it yet, he is out of town and is gonna be gone till at least tonight or tommorow so the way our lawn grows, i might have to mow it again to get it really nice looking before he comes home

and crack: wtf? of course not, those things aren't exactly smooth riding and 2 acres takes about 3-4 hours.....made me really sore today
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it will grow back into stubble and your dad might not be as surprised about you mowing the lawn :p

btw this is what google brought up, and gonelifting said im not allowed to ask him about what DP or clitoris is :evil:
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SublimeZM said:
it will grow back into stubble and your dad might not be as surprised about you mowing the lawn :p

btw this is what google brought up, and gonelifting said im not allowed to ask him about what DP or clitoris is :evil:
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lovely really

this thread has turned into a real winner....i am now going to go cry again over the snake and the fact that i have no feeling below my waist
 
tripleblonde said:
lovely really

this thread has turned into a real winner....i am now going to go cry again over the snake and the fact that i have no feeling below my waist
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I'll help you feel below the waist again, and I also do massages for deserving young ladies. Have you been a good girl?
 
SublimeZM said:
btw this is what google brought up, and gonelifting said im not allowed to ask him about what DP or clitoris is :evil:
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... indian anal dp 6 wmv; indian anal dp 4 mpeg; indian anal dp 9 avi; indian anal dp
3 mpeg; chinese video sample 3 avi; large pussy hole 8 mpeg; sexual arizona bondage ...
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post up the links for research purposes only, of course.
 
Imnotdutch said:
Crak........you want to talk about uncool things........and you have your butt hanging out in your avatar!!!!
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quadruple ditto

damned buttCrak!

TB, if it makes you feel any better, I saw Dita Von Teese last night (how that would make you feel any better, I don't know)
 
when i was a youngin i didnt know what DP meant either. Im sure all the sluts know though. TB, nothin wrong with having a little bit of innocence.
 
Smurfy said:
when i was a youngin i didnt know what DP meant either. Im sure all the sluts know though. TB, nothin wrong with having a little bit of innocence.
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I agree!! No shame in not knowing what this stood for. I would consider it a bonus if I dated a girl who didnt know.
 
SublimeZM said:
it will grow back into stubble and your dad might not be as surprised about you mowing the lawn :p

btw this is what google brought up, and gonelifting said im not allowed to ask him about what DP or clitoris is :evil:
indian anal dp - italiano man nude
... indian anal dp 6 wmv; indian anal dp 4 mpeg; indian anal dp 9 avi; indian anal dp
3 mpeg; chinese video sample 3 avi; large pussy hole 8 mpeg; sexual arizona bondage ...
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OK This is the deal. I wanna clarify it. I`m 35 years old and you`re 16-17? lol We`re talking on IM to HELP you with your diet and workouts. Gotta admit I help you a lot bro. APPRECIATE that. Then you ask me what DP is? wtf? lol I`m still aware of my surroundings. Can`t go there bro. Period.

I hope you understand. I know you`re cool and shit but there has to be a line drawn. NOTHING against you personally. I like helping you out with all the workout questions, Hate to see you go the wrong way with training.

On another note, I have`nt even cut the grass once this year. The damn shit is`nt growing. Begging does`nt help either. I fertilized seeded, raked, watered... EVERYTHING.
 
gonelifting said:
On another note, I have`nt even cut the grass once this year. The damn shit is`nt growing. Begging does`nt help either. I fertilized seeded, raked, watered... EVERYTHING.
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Dude my grass needs to be cut twice a week. You can come cut mine if you miss it that much.
 
tuc that was sweet. LOL. Dp's are so good.
 
tripleblonde, sorry these guys are picking on you about the dp thing. ALot of guys don't have respect for women, and think about nothing but sex. If you want someone to talk to about it and vent to, I'll PM you my #.
 
Tripleblond what do you care about killing a snake for? I mean women and snakes have never liked each other since the first snake tempted the first woman. I mean you understand you wouldn't have a period if it wasn't for a damn snake right?
 
curling said:
Tripleblond what do you care about killing a snake for? I mean women and snakes have never liked each other since the first snake tempted the first woman. I mean you understand you wouldn't have a period if it wasn't for a damn snake right?
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wow

but what a way to go....chopped to bits by a lawnmower.....i almost puked when it happened....i made my brother clean it up, i wouldn't go near it....
 
tripleblonde said:
wow

but what a way to go....chopped to bits by a lawnmower.....i almost puked when it happened....i made my brother clean it up, i wouldn't go near it....
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Man, you are mean to your brother. I would have just left it in the yard as fertilizer.
 
I just got back from the snake's wake. What a horrible scene. His name was Danny by the way. He had gotten lost on his way back from water polo practice when he met his untimely demise in your lawn at the hands of your negligent mowing. The mother snake sat frozen in the first row unable to take her eyes off her son's long S-shaped coffin the entire time. Danny's younger sister who was too young to understand what happened was slithering around poking his momma's scales and asking her when Danny was coming home because she wanted to play. One day her parents will tell her that her brother was sliced into over 600 sections so that someone's lawn could look neat. Danny's father divied up his time between consoling his shattered wife, contemplating how he was going to pay for all of this as he had just lost his job last week and still hadn't told his wife, and trying to deal with his own emotions from losing his son.
 
supersizeme said:
I just got back from the snake's wake. What a horrible scene. His name was Danny by the way. He had gotten lost on his way back from water polo practice when he met his untimely demise in your lawn at the hands of your negligent mowing. The mother snake sat frozen in the first row unable to take her eyes off her son's long S-shaped coffin the entire time. Danny's younger sister who was too young to understand what happened was slithering around poking his momma's scales and asking her when Danny was coming home because she wanted to play. One day her parents will tell her that her brother was sliced into over 600 sections so that someone's lawn could look neat. Danny's father divied up his time between consoling his shattered wife, contemplating how he was going to pay for all of this as he had just lost his job last week and still hadn't told his wife, and trying to deal with his own emotions from losing his son.
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:bawling:
 
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