i am so going to fuck the begezus out of a chick tomarrow.

[PucYou]

thats right mother fuckers!!! in this thread, i need all my brollys to post positive things about me and get me all pumped up to get laid and shit!!! it had better not be like last time i tried and wound up cutting myself shaving and sitting in the parking lot for 3 hours.

 

[distanced]

you're not gonna be able to get it up.

everytime you touch her breasts she's going to have the face of Newt Gingrich

everytime you touch her butt, she's going to look like Richard simmons

 

[jesus 2]

did u meet her on the field trip with the downs syndrome kids kamp?

 

[PucYou]

did u meet her on the field trip with the downs syndrome kids kamp?

i go get highschool chicks at thinforumn. they have low self-esteem and are open to suggesition. it fucking rules. just ask knoxville.

 

[KnoXville]

i go get highschool chicks at thinforumn. they have low self-esteem and are open to suggesition. it fucking rules. just ask knoxville.

The man speaks the truth.

Its almost better than manupulating retarded chicks, exept you don't get the free show, or drool.

The best route for the local goods, is to lace some pez with trace amounts of ghb. Then lay a trail from your nearest high school to your bedroom, where you are waiting with a pair of handcuffs and Barney suit, genital flap exposed.

 

[AAP]

you're not gonna be able to get it up.

everytime you touch her breasts she's going to have the face of Newt Gingrich

everytime you touch her butt, she's going to look like Richard simmons

EWWWWWW!

 

[notoriousQQ]

Its almost better than manupulating retarded chicks, exept you don't get the free show, or drool.

Almost is the key word. The drool is the best part, it's kind of like a lubricant dispenser, great for lubricating body parts or orifices. And licking stamps. Retards would be great hires for the united states postal department, they would make the little sponge and water or aqua ball obsolete. Just give them a chair to sit on and a bib around their neck.

 

[MaGilicuti]

godspeed