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entertain me please 
I am so bored ...
- Thread starter superqt4u2nv
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You people are really not entertaining thank god the tv is on.
DannoMight
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whats the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator?
I dunno ... what?dannomight said:
DannoMight
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The fridge don't fart when you pull the meat out.
GoldenDelicious
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do you want to hear the story about how The Delicious was out on NYE and had a really hot girl throw herself at him, and becuse it had been so long since that had happened in this town and he had prepared himself with zero expectation of seeing any decent girls, he completely fucked it up?
picture this:
2000 people in a nightclub
70% men
3000 US sailors in town of RnR
of the 30% women, 90% were ugleeeeeee
The Delicious, who had been stepped on, had drinks splashed on him, bumped, elbowed, hipped, stepped on again, had his bum pinched hard by some dodo in the crowd, and had received 2892 dirty looks from various guys/bitches, tried to take a swig from his beer but someone bumped the bottle sending it on a collision course with his front tooth, rolling his eyes at the lack of hot chicks in the crowd, simply over the night already and wanting to go home, pack his bags, and drive to another state, and then...
...a guy comes over, asks what my name was (putting my guard up 10000% and making me check for knives, guns, and bravos on my left and right) and then...introduces me to a really shy looking, hot dancer who looked persian, who confessed that she had a really big crush
i was looking around for candid camera
so anyway, cut a long story short, i completely fucked it up. went out to her car for a while and didnt even get her number
see, this is why you shouldnt be so cynical. now i fubared it, and its going to take at least 25% greater effort to get her now
(do you know what i could have done with that extra 25%? you dont even wanna know...
)
picture this:
2000 people in a nightclub
70% men
3000 US sailors in town of RnR
of the 30% women, 90% were ugleeeeeee
The Delicious, who had been stepped on, had drinks splashed on him, bumped, elbowed, hipped, stepped on again, had his bum pinched hard by some dodo in the crowd, and had received 2892 dirty looks from various guys/bitches, tried to take a swig from his beer but someone bumped the bottle sending it on a collision course with his front tooth, rolling his eyes at the lack of hot chicks in the crowd, simply over the night already and wanting to go home, pack his bags, and drive to another state, and then...
...a guy comes over, asks what my name was (putting my guard up 10000% and making me check for knives, guns, and bravos on my left and right) and then...introduces me to a really shy looking, hot dancer who looked persian, who confessed that she had a really big crush
i was looking around for candid camera
so anyway, cut a long story short, i completely fucked it up. went out to her car for a while and didnt even get her number
see, this is why you shouldnt be so cynical. now i fubared it, and its going to take at least 25% greater effort to get her now
(do you know what i could have done with that extra 25%? you dont even wanna know...
)
dannomight said:
MM dude
GoldenDelicious said:do you want to hear the story about how The Delicious was out on NYE and had a really hot girl throw herself at him, and becuse it had been so long since that had happened in this town and he had prepared himself with zero expectation of seeing any decent girls, he completely fucked it up?
picture this:
2000 people in a nightclub
70% men
3000 US sailors in town of RnR
of the 30% women, 90% were ugleeeeeee
The Delicious, who had been stepped on, had drinks splashed on him, bumped, elbowed, hipped, stepped on again, had his bum pinched hard by some dodo in the crowd, and had received 2892 dirty looks from various guys/bitches, tried to take a swig from his beer but someone bumped the bottle sending it on a collision course with his front tooth, rolling his eyes at the lack of hot chicks in the crowd, simply over the night already and wanting to go home, pack his bags, and drive to another state, and then...
...a guy comes over, asks what my name was (putting my guard up 10000% and making me check for knives, guns, and bravos on my left and right) and then...introduces me to a really shy looking, hot dancer who looked persian, who confessed that she had a really big crush
i was looking around for candid camera
so anyway, cut a long story short, i completely fucked it up. went out to her car for a while and didnt even get her number
see, this is why you shouldnt be so cynical. now i fubared it, and its going to take at least 25% greater effort to get her now
(do you know what i could have done with that extra 25%? you dont even wanna know...
I want to know what you could do with the 25%?
Also it is a grave disappointment that not once did you say how good you were looking and your signature smiley
was not used once.GoldenDelicious
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well, first, i did use thesuperqt4u2nv said:
I want to know what you could do with the 25%?
Also it is a grave disappointment that not once did you say how good you were looking and your signature smiley
smiley, and, i save the good looking bits for when im actually telling the story. in case you didnt notice, i was asking if you wanted to hear it 
LOL but only once thisGoldenDelicious said:well, first, i did use the
needs to be used at least 10 times in a GD night club post LOL
