I am slowly turning into male perfection

[rnch]

HI: a legend in his own mind

 

[Testosterone boy]

i see why he is getting his hair lightened today.

He would look better as a brunette.

 

[-SD-]

where the fuck are you making 25$/hour bouncing?

 

[supersizeme]

HI has been hired to bounce my front lawn. He's going to be standing by my mailbox checking IDs and looking highlighted.

 

[beastboy]

Highlights??? You mean Frosted Tips?

 

[Nathan]

Thats right, he is a 30 year old attempted pretty boy working a job common for 18 year olds.

Nobody bounces at age 18. That's illegal. Jerk off.

 

[FreakMonster]

Sounds like Hi is on his way to joining a boy band with the new highlights. Good luck HI.

 

[Nathan]

Perhaps in CanadiaTown, but if there is no alchohol served on the premises one could easily bounce at the age of 18.

Dick weed.

You son of a bitch. Who needs bouncers when there isn't any drinking going on? And who hires 18 year olds for that kind of job. Nobody respects teenagers.

 

[rnch]

the really terrible thing is: this is the best pic of HI that ever been posted here.

 

[HighIntensity]

where the fuck are you making 25$/hour bouncing?

a bar in my town, lol. We get 75 cash at the end of the night, 10-1= 25 an hour.