I am slowly turning into male perfection

[MarthaStewart]

I guess until I've had a bad case of shingles and the cancer, then my body is indeed far from perfect.

Makes perfect sense. I'm certainly no Bio major, but it also sounds like excellent genetics to me.

 

[decem]

lmao.. this can't be just a one pager.. there's too much good material..

 

[WODIN]

Like your new hat.

 

[sk*]

Male perfection my ass.

-sk

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

today

I will get my oil changed, hair highlighted, eat some lean chicken, do bis shoulders and abs ath the gym, tan, go to the golfing range with the GF and make 25 an hour bouncing.

Nice.

How big is the dipstick when they change/check your oil?

 

[FreeballinDC]

I pictured HI as being more buff somehow.

and having shaved arms.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I pictured HI as being more buff somehow.

 

[Lift Chief]

HI is an adonis.

LOL @ NB and MS

 

[rnch]

I pictured HI as being more buff somehow.

i see why he is getting his hair lightened today.

 

[ZKaudio]

perfect male ... bouncer?