I am never using a urinal again !!!

[SaladFork]

I was in a public restroom last week and someone had duked in the urinal, was so fakin nasty, but funny at the sametime!

 

[heavy_duty]

One day I'm at the park with my 2yo daughter and she has to pee. So I take her near my car and tell her to squat and pee. Well I had no idea da wife didnt teach her this yet. LOLOL the poor kid pissed all over her jeans. Last year when she was 3 we were hiking and it happend again....I made her take her shorts off this time

I only know so much about female private parts.

 

[heavy_duty]

^lol

my husband and son sit to pee. i like it, i dont have to worry about tolilet seats being up

 

[heavy_duty]

If I sit to pee, my dick either goes in the water or touches the toilet bowl in some way. AND I don't even have a 10" dick. (or 9)

Maybe my dick is warped or something but it was definitly NOT designed to fuggin well sit down and piss. No way, No how.






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[heavy_duty]

my husband sits to pee. i like it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

If I sit to pee, my dick either goes in the water or touches the toilet bowl in some way. AND I don't even have a 10" dick. (or 9)

Maybe my dick is warped or something but it was definitly NOT designed to fuggin well sit down and piss. No way, No how.

How do you take a dump, standing?

 

[heavy_duty]

I hold my dick.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i agree, urinals are crap. what they should do is make urinals like sinks - perfect height, minimum impact

i also think it should be illegal to take a crap in a public toilet, especially at bars/nightclubs. who the hell does that, honestly? there should be ONE sit down toilet in nightclubs, and if anyone drunkenly pisses on it, they should be bashed, or at least pissed on by the bouncers (and me)

 

[blueta2]

My Dad pees sitting and when I was about 15, I asked him why, his reply "My Doc told me not to list anything heavy"
True story...!

 

[Mr. dB]

I try to encourage peeping toms by pulling my pants down to my ankles and standing a couple feet away from the urinal when I pee.

I sit on the urinal to pee.