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I am never using a urinal again !!!

Maverick

Maverick

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I hate peeing in a urinal, you always fight gravity... splash on yourself... worry about peeping toms...then you get have to shake for like 30 seconds so you do not stain your underwear !!!

peeing in a toilet standing is so much easier and cleaner... you feel so relaxed when it can hang and you can let loose :)
 
Smurfy said:
^lol

my husband and son sit to pee. i like it, i dont have to worry about tolilet seats being up
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I see you're still wearing the pants in the household. If I were the hubby, I'd pee on the curtains.
 
Smurfy said:
^lol

my husband and son sit to pee. i like it, i dont have to worry about tolilet seats being up
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uggg.....no man card for them..

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+card+violation
 
Smurfy said:
^lol

my husband and son sit to pee. i like it, i dont have to worry about tolilet seats being up
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after being child trained by my picky parents to scrub the ceramic tile bathroom floor with a toothbrush and comet if they found stains or odor there my brothers and I learned it was easier to "sit and whizz" at home... :artist:
 
Powerbuilder333 said:
Males mark their territory with urine. This is true through out the animal kingdom.
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lolol....not in MY parent's house!
 
EnderJE said:
I see you're still wearing the pants in the household. If I were the hubby, I'd pee on the curtains.
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What's the big fucking deal? A lot of guys do it and it's got nothing to do with being whipped, it's just logical: No aiming required and no pee droplets where they don't belong :whatever:
 
Fuck..I once flushed a wall urinal and the flush was so powerful it splashed that blue water shit all over my jeans.

Looked like I pissed myself. Thank god they had a blow dryer in the bathroom
 
Sitting and taking a piss is yet another feminine quality that is seeping over to supposed men. Thus it furthers the feminization of masculinity that has been proliferating through the younger generation for the last decade.

It's like their balls retrograde and they become bitches. Disgusting if you ask me
 
Delinquent said:
Sitting and taking a piss is yet another feminine quality that is seeping over to supposed men. Thus it furthers the feminization of masculinity that has been proliferating through the younger generation for the last decade.

It's like their balls retrograde and they become bitches. Disgusting if you ask me
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nobody "aksed" ya :rolleyes:
 
Delinquent said:
Sitting and taking a piss is yet another feminine quality that is seeping over to supposed men. Thus it furthers the feminization of masculinity that has been proliferating through the younger generation for the last decade.

It's like their balls retrograde and they become bitches. Disgusting if you ask me
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1. Anybody who feels their masculity is defined by their posture when they pee needs to rethink their definition of masculine.

2. In various cultures throughout history women have stood to urinate and men squatted. It's usually about convenience and what kind of clothing you wore, more than gender.
 
My father peed standing up.
My grandfather peed standing up.
The males in my family have always peed standing up.




I will pee standing up.
 
lol @ worrying about peeping toms


"oh noes somebody saw my penis, i feel ashamed to have a penis and somebody saw that I have one!!!!!!!! 111 :( :( "
 
Jack Schitt said:
My father peed standing up.
My grandfather peed standing up.
The males in my family have always peed standing up.




I will pee standing up.
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Fucking A!!!


The day a woman tries to tell me to piss sitting down is the day I will whip it out, piss on her leg, and say get da fuck out my house.
 
musclemom said:
1. Anybody who feels their masculity is defined by their posture when they pee needs to rethink their definition of masculine.
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No because the definition of masculinity is subjective. Boys are taught to pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Why a man would pee like a woman is beyond me. Are they that bad of an aim or that lazy?

Again, that's my opinion and as with all other opinions, some will disagree which I couldn't care less about.
 
if im not with my parents i never "find a bathroom".

i always just piss outside.

id say since i got to highschool, 50% of my pisses were taken outside.

now in college its more like 65%
 
when I lived in the dorms in the upper levels I would piss out the windows and I would enjoy it so much, seeing my urine stream down many feet and hit the ground below

funny story

a room a couple floors below us had one of those window fans. unbeknownst (sp, fuck you) my stream of urine was hitting that fan head on, and I started to hear "WTF!!!" from down below as I assume they became splattered with my bladder juice. I glanced below and saw what was going on, so I pulled myself back inside and shut the window and laughed for about 30 minutes. I actually felt bad later
 
string_bean00 said:
when I lived in the dorms in the upper levels I would piss out the windows and I would enjoy it so much, seeing my urine stream down many feet and hit the ground below

funny story

a room a couple floors below us had one of those window fans. unbeknownst (sp, fuck you) my stream of urine was hitting that fan head on, and I started to hear "WTF!!!" from down below as I assume they became splattered with my bladder juice. I glanced below and saw what was going on, so I pulled myself back inside and shut the window and laughed for about 30 minutes. I actually felt bad later
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Awesome!!
 
Delinquent said:
No because the definition of masculinity is subjective. Boys are taught to pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Why a man would pee like a woman is beyond me. Are they that bad of an aim or that lazy?

Again, that's my opinion and as with all other opinions, some will disagree which I couldn't care less about.
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You're going by the way YOU were raised. Different countries do things differently. Do a web search on women standing to urinate or males sitting to urinate, it's more based on your particular household or your culture. If a girl has an older brother she's likely to learn how to pee standing up, if a little boy doesn't see men peeing standing he learns to do it sitting. It's not indicative of anything other than how you empty your bladder.

Frankly, if you aren't the one who cleans the floors/walls in your bathroom you should be sitting. If you do the primary cleaning then piss in the kitchen sink for all I care :FRlol:
 
I try to encourage peeping toms by pulling my pants down to my ankles and standing a couple feet away from the urinal when I pee.
 
I also sit to pee at night time because I don't have the energy to stand nor do I feel like turning a bright light on.



Ok so I lied, I really sit to pee because I have a vagina.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I also sit to pee at night time because I don't have the energy to stand nor do I feel like turning a bright light on.



Ok so I lied, I really sit to pee because I have a vagina.
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I do the same thing. if I turn the light on it wakes me up and I just toss and turn for a while. Better than missing and making a mess.
 
I was in a public restroom last week and someone had duked in the urinal, was so fakin nasty, but funny at the sametime!
 
One day I'm at the park with my 2yo daughter and she has to pee. So I take her near my car and tell her to squat and pee. Well I had no idea da wife didnt teach her this yet. LOLOL the poor kid pissed all over her jeans. Last year when she was 3 we were hiking and it happend again....I made her take her shorts off this time :)

I only know so much about female private parts.
 
If I sit to pee, my dick either goes in the water or touches the toilet bowl in some way. AND I don't even have a 10" dick. (or 9)

Maybe my dick is warped or something but it was definitly NOT designed to fuggin well sit down and piss. No way, No how.






Pics to follow-
 
heavy_duty said:
If I sit to pee, my dick either goes in the water or touches the toilet bowl in some way. AND I don't even have a 10" dick. (or 9)

Maybe my dick is warped or something but it was definitly NOT designed to fuggin well sit down and piss. No way, No how.
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How do you take a dump, standing?
 
i agree, urinals are crap. what they should do is make urinals like sinks - perfect height, minimum impact

i also think it should be illegal to take a crap in a public toilet, especially at bars/nightclubs. who the hell does that, honestly? there should be ONE sit down toilet in nightclubs, and if anyone drunkenly pisses on it, they should be bashed, or at least pissed on by the bouncers (and me)
 
My Dad pees sitting and when I was about 15, I asked him why, his reply "My Doc told me not to list anything heavy"
True story...!
 
alien amp pharm said:
I try to encourage peeping toms by pulling my pants down to my ankles and standing a couple feet away from the urinal when I pee.
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I sit on the urinal to pee.
 
Delinquent said:
No because the definition of masculinity is subjective. Boys are taught to pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Why a man would pee like a woman is beyond me. Are they that bad of an aim or that lazy?

Again, that's my opinion and as with all other opinions, some will disagree which I couldn't care less about.
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I have no idea why both my husband and son sit to pee. I think my husband doing it caused my son to catch on. But i dont give a rats ass how they pee. It's not like i told him to sit down on the pot lol
 
musclemom said:
What's the big fucking deal? A lot of guys do it and it's got nothing to do with being whipped, it's just logical: No aiming required and no pee droplets where they don't belong :whatever:
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I hate wiping up piss of my toilet rim/bathroom floor everytime I piss. It's almost inevitable when you piss standing up, because of splashback, dried up precum in peehole causing errant spray, etc.
 
I use to inspect buldings & washrooms for a maintenance company and I can tell you that women piss all over the place! Plus they do weird stuff in the washroom like leave panties and pantyhose in that container with the waxed paper bag that is suppose to be for something else.

women who squat in public washrooms because they dont want their ass to touch the seat--piss all about.
 
this is a funny thread.......but I have to agree with whoever said there cock hits the water or the front inside part of the toilet......which is nasty...freaks me out when that happens.....and thats when I take a dump. So yeah I pee standing only....and if I miss......oh well Ill just clean it up real quick.

I also hate the urinals....that splashback = the suck. I just imagine the last 1000 people that peed there.....nasty shit
 
seaking420 said:
I also hate the urinals....that splashback = the suck. I just imagine the last 1000 people that peed there.....nasty shit
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and the number of people that pee at the urinals at my gym; and miss/dribble on the floor -- then the next guy coming up to it is bare foot! gross, dude.
 
top2bottomdfw said:
and the number of people that pee at the urinals at my gym; and miss/dribble on the floor -- then the next guy coming up to it is bare foot! gross, dude.
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Precisely why I wear flip flops in the bathroom. No way in hell I'm walking up to a urinal barefoot after some jack off whose brakes have gone bad and dribbles....

much less taking a shower standing in somebody elses nasty body wash on the shower floor.....NASTY......
 
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