I am never using a urinal again !!!

[string_bean00]

lol @ worrying about peeping toms


"oh noes somebody saw my penis, i feel ashamed to have a penis and somebody saw that I have one!!!!!!!! 111 "

 

[canadianhitman]

My father peed standing up.
My grandfather peed standing up.
The males in my family have always peed standing up.




I will pee standing up.

Fucking A!!!


The day a woman tries to tell me to piss sitting down is the day I will whip it out, piss on her leg, and say get da fuck out my house.

 

[Delinquent]

1. Anybody who feels their masculity is defined by their posture when they pee needs to rethink their definition of masculine.

No because the definition of masculinity is subjective. Boys are taught to pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Why a man would pee like a woman is beyond me. Are they that bad of an aim or that lazy?

Again, that's my opinion and as with all other opinions, some will disagree which I couldn't care less about.

 

[Sub-Zero]

if im not with my parents i never "find a bathroom".

i always just piss outside.

id say since i got to highschool, 50% of my pisses were taken outside.

now in college its more like 65%

 

[string_bean00]

when I lived in the dorms in the upper levels I would piss out the windows and I would enjoy it so much, seeing my urine stream down many feet and hit the ground below

funny story

a room a couple floors below us had one of those window fans. unbeknownst (sp, fuck you) my stream of urine was hitting that fan head on, and I started to hear "WTF!!!" from down below as I assume they became splattered with my bladder juice. I glanced below and saw what was going on, so I pulled myself back inside and shut the window and laughed for about 30 minutes. I actually felt bad later

 

[jack sparrow]

when I lived in the dorms in the upper levels I would piss out the windows and I would enjoy it so much, seeing my urine stream down many feet and hit the ground below

funny story

a room a couple floors below us had one of those window fans. unbeknownst (sp, fuck you) my stream of urine was hitting that fan head on, and I started to hear "WTF!!!" from down below as I assume they became splattered with my bladder juice. I glanced below and saw what was going on, so I pulled myself back inside and shut the window and laughed for about 30 minutes. I actually felt bad later

Awesome!!

 

[musclemom]

No because the definition of masculinity is subjective. Boys are taught to pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Why a man would pee like a woman is beyond me. Are they that bad of an aim or that lazy?

Again, that's my opinion and as with all other opinions, some will disagree which I couldn't care less about.

You're going by the way YOU were raised. Different countries do things differently. Do a web search on women standing to urinate or males sitting to urinate, it's more based on your particular household or your culture. If a girl has an older brother she's likely to learn how to pee standing up, if a little boy doesn't see men peeing standing he learns to do it sitting. It's not indicative of anything other than how you empty your bladder.

Frankly, if you aren't the one who cleans the floors/walls in your bathroom you should be sitting. If you do the primary cleaning then piss in the kitchen sink for all I care

 

[alien amp pharm]

I try to encourage peeping toms by pulling my pants down to my ankles and standing a couple feet away from the urinal when I pee.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I also sit to pee at night time because I don't have the energy to stand nor do I feel like turning a bright light on.



Ok so I lied, I really sit to pee because I have a vagina.

 

[jnevin]

I also sit to pee at night time because I don't have the energy to stand nor do I feel like turning a bright light on.



Ok so I lied, I really sit to pee because I have a vagina.

I do the same thing. if I turn the light on it wakes me up and I just toss and turn for a while. Better than missing and making a mess.