I am here my children.

[Taps]

Jesus, I've got this neighbour who plays AC/DC really loud at night sometimes. I like AC/DC, but it's starting to bother me. If you could get him hit by a bus, I'd appreciate it.

Oh, he also puts his cat on a leash and walks it in the park across the street. Come on, what kind of asshole walks his cat on a leash? Smite his ass, lord.

 

[Moses the red sea pedestr]

Sup Jeez

 

[Nathan]

I would like to place a request to have my arms replaced with rocket launchers that recharge themselves automatically. Also, could I get some monster truck wheels to replace my legs? I'd be the most bitchin' cyborg out there.

 

[Nathan]

Sup Jeez

LMAO. Now we're having fun!

 

[Moses the red sea pedestr]

Listen Jeez,

I'm organising a little walk against want type of thing for later in the week. Can you kick the can for some sponsorship, maybe even make an appearance or something bro.

 

[the nature boy]

what does "pedestr" mean? you think someone like moses could go around the character limit for usernames.

 

[Lao Tzu]

questions

1. Is it true that you got an erection when you were being crucified.

2. is there any truth to the rumor that you were just a paranoid schizoprenic who eventually won enough converts to overthrow the status quo?

3. Why does god give some people gigantic pee-pees and some small ones? i have a friend who is always bothered by his tiny pee-pee, when he sits in the bath he makes high pitched, exasperated whines over the fact that his pee-pee is so small. What should i tell him, and what drugs would you recommend to remedy aforementioned situation.

4. Whats your opinion on the U.N.?

5. How much can you bench?

 

[strider364]

Post a pic.

 

[Moses the red sea pedestr]

It's slang in the hood for 'pedestrian'

 

[Jesus Christ]

Public appearances are no problem. Do i get something like a pumpkin? It is a little known fact that I simply adore pumpkins! I'm starting to thikn people are getting pissed at me and now you though that was pretty funny.

LOL @ Nature Boy - i almost cried dude.