"I am goodlooking you know..........."

[vinylgroover]

Went clubbing last night, having a cool nite and i start grooving with this good looking girl. After a while i thought we'd take 5 for a bit of a chat 'cause i'm a good dancer and i was making her look pretty ordinary.

Anyway, we're chatting away and every opportunity she gets, she tells me how attactive she thinks she is, dropping it in every conversation as if she was talking to a blind man. After 20 minutes of hearing how 'attractive' this girl was i lost any attraction i had for wanting to drill her.

i was at my wits end by now, so i say 'you're a very attractive girl'. And she's like 'well duh'. So i follow up and say, 'well, if you're that attractive and i've picked you up, that means i'm obviously a pretty good looking guy.......so, if you excuse me, i'm going to get out there and see how good a chick i can pull', and i walked away

As it turned out, i shot myself in the foot, because the girl i met afterwards wasn't quite as goodlooking, but far better company which was cool. I've got no problem with self-promotion, but PLEASE.....

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm lucky to stomach more than 10 minutes with the average female.

 

[vinylgroover]

I shit you not, in that 20 minutes i got to say 3 minutes worth. 17 minutes about why she should be Mrs Fucking world

 

[spongebob]

I shit you not, in that 20 minutes i got to say 3 minutes worth. 17 minutes about why she should be Mrs Fucking world

is that when she said, "ok well enough about me, i wanna hear you talk".... "so what do you think about me?"

 

[The Terminator]

I shit you not, in that 20 minutes i got to say 3 minutes worth. 17 minutes about why she should be Mrs Fucking world

As you get older you will find this phenomena more and more common...

 

[Nathan]

I don't know, it makes it much easier on me with those types of girls. "Yep....Mmhhhmmmm...right...yes...wow, that sounds great....mhhhhmmmhhh....I like sandwiches..." Also, I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to drunk girls since they usually aren't at all like that when sober. Actually, I'm lying, I only give the benefit of the doubt to really hot girls. I have been known to snub drunken average-looking girls but in my defense there is nothing going for them really when they meet you and are annoyingly drunk. Makes it seem totally not worth your while.

 

[Testosterone boy]

These seem to be the times of the hyper-inflated female self opinion. Not always, but I've encountered several.

Why? I'm wondering if all the guys are trying to score through compliments.

 

[nclifter6feet6]

girls are stupid

 

[vinylgroover]

LOL Sponge.

This is what i learned:

She's 31 'but looks 25'...... her words not mine.
Has her own business and makes 'well into 6 figures'.
Would like to 'model' but doesn't have the time.
Has been proposed to twice.

 

[ConstantChange]

I think your conversation with her lasted about 19 mins to long.

I like the way you ended it though. Hopefully she went home alone and got a reality check.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think your conversation with her lasted about 19 mins to long.

I like the way you ended it though. Hopefully she went home alone and got a reality check.

I'm absolutely certain that VG totally turned her around. Soon she will be another sweetie at EF.

 

[prophet]

stay away from girls like that...my ideal women is the type that you have sex with and you don't know eachother names nor do you want to know one anothers names!

 

[Cyclemein]

I'm the exact same way, except I'm a guy.

 

[Puc]

most people who talk like that are tragically insecure. Hell, this place is chock full of 'em. just look at fonz and highintensity. Have you ever encountered two more insecure people?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I look like ass.
and I can back that up.

 

[Scary_Spud]

i would've shoved a porcupine up her coober, and then ripped it
out backwards, and then let the porcupine drink all the milk out
of her boobers.

 

[bdog527]

most people who talk like that are tragically insecure.

I agree.

 

[Pamela]

Women that act like that, need to be shot...

VG I'm glad you didn't fall for that!!

You are a good looking guy and you sure don't need a girl like that!!!

Pamela

 

[Frackal]

someone tell me im beautiful like a pretty butterfly sailing across a grassy meadow

 

[vinylgroover]

Women that act like that, need to be shot...


Pamela

You are so sexy when you're violent

Just one of the many reasons why i hardly ever try to pick up when i go clubbing.......rather concentrate on getting my groove down.

 

[Pamela]

You are so sexy when you're violent

I know you like it
like that....


How are you this fine day?

 

[Puddles]

Frackal, you amazing creature, you are more beautiful than a pretty butterfly, sent to us by the heavens, sailing across a grassy meadow on a cloudless day.



Now can we go shopping and buy you a pretty shirt?




j/k, you know I like you.

 

[Frackal]

 

[Fonz]

It's not like any of us are SERIOUSLY going to these clubs looking for a prospective wife.

-= nav =-

Most people actually do.

Fonz

 

[Bullit]

I look like ass.
and I can back that up.

Man don't be so harsh.... to asses.