i am going to have a date tomarrow. do you fuckmonkeys have any idea how to handle?

[saint808]

where do you want this to go? if she is seriously cool... then just be yourself and see what happens.. if she is a flake then tell her you used to be a woman.

 

[Puc]

believe it or not... i am a handsome fucker. i know none of you will belive this due to my constant self-deprication. But, facially, i am as cute as they come. I am in great shape (compared to the commoners). If i was a couple inches taller I would be pure pimp.

one of these days i will post a pic just to end all the mystery...

 

[Citruscide]

believe it or not... i am a handsome fucker. i know none of you will belive this due to my constant self-deprication. But, facially, i am as cute as they come. I am in great shape (compared to the commoners). If i was a couple inches taller I would be pure pimp.

one of these days i will post a pic just to end all the mystery...

So... you're 5'6" balding, and used to be an athlete in high school?

Sorry dude, couldn't resist.

C-ditty

 

[bwood]

"i like to pick up girls on the rebound. they are open to suggestions. then, i use that to fuck them in an uncomfortable place."
paraphrased from mallrats

where???

in the back seat of a volkswagon???