FEISTY11975 said:Don't let your head fall in the toilet. That would be quite gross and unsanitary too!
patsfan1379 said:following the thread title, the subject should have been...
"huge dump"
I concur...patsfan1379 said:following the thread title, the subject should have been...
"huge dump"
Frisky said:LOL
females don't take dumps dammit...![]()
SublimeZM said:poor toilet
HumanTarget said:Frisky clogged the toilet at Ruby Tuesdays and they had to close early cause the kitchen got flooded....
Frisky said:who said anything about a toilet... I will curl up with my jacket and snooze on the damn floor. LOL
HumanTarget said:Frisky clogged the toilet at Ruby Tuesdays and they had to close early cause the kitchen got flooded....
i was there, wearing flip flops and i didn't even get to finish my Mai Tai...it smelled like someone drop kicked a port-a-john over.....patsfan1379 said:band
HumanTarget said:Frisky clogged the toilet at Ruby Tuesdays and they had to close early cause the kitchen got flooded....
HumanTarget said:i was there, wearing flip flops and i didn't even get to finish my Mai Tai...it smelled like someone drop kicked a port-a-john over.....
That's it you could burn the place down. There are many fine establishments that would want your travelers checks....lol.HumanTarget said:i said no salt. but they brought the glass with big grains of salt on the rim. i wanted a Mai Tai but they brought a Pino Colodo.....
HumanTarget said:i was there, wearing flip flops and i didn't even get to finish my Mai Tai...it smelled like someone drop kicked a port-a-john over.....
some people understand the basic rules of happiness. one of them is no salt. yet another, don't touch my fucking stapler.HeatherRae said:That's it you could burn the place down. There are many fine establishments that would want your travelers checks....lol.
HumanTarget said:some people understand the basic rules of happiness. one of them is no salt. yet another, don't touch my fucking stapler.
i'm gonna catapult unsalted cashews at you with my gi-normous erection.FEISTY11975 said:I love salt and I will touch your damn stapler if I want to
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it wasn't fun trying to hop-scotch past all of the wads of toilet paper and over flowing water.....Frisky said:dude![]()
Because it is a Swingline and doesn't jam up. I saved it and the staples for it. lolHumanTarget said:some people understand the basic rules of happiness. one of them is no salt. yet another, don't touch my fucking stapler.
i have one on my desk. it's old as hell, but i flip out just the same......HeatherRae said:Because it is a Swingline and doesn't jam up. I saved it and the staples for it. lol
Do you do an good 15 minutes of actual work per day?HumanTarget said:i have one on my desk. it's old as hell, but i flip out just the same......
i wish i had 15 minutes to fuck off. i can today. i have community services workers, so i have time to spare...HeatherRae said:Do you do an good 15 minutes of actual work per day?
LOL....sometimes I don't.
HumanTarget said:i'm gonna catapult unsalted cashews at you with my gi-normous erection.
you like salted nuts?FEISTY11975 said:they have to be salted!
That's hot!HumanTarget said:i'm gonna catapult unsalted cashews at you with my gi-normous erection.
i call innuendo.FEISTY11975 said:sure do.
I like salt damnit
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