i am fucking hammered... wow!!!

[madbomber31]

i dont drink much at all.. maybe 5 times since 2000 have i been drunk... and this is the kicker

many many shots and beers... many whores fondled... such fun!!! now, the question is.. will i puke?

 

[the nature boy]

as one of my favorite actors, Bruce Willis said in some movie where I forget the name of it:

Welcome to the party pal.

I think he was drunk when he said it.

p.s. you might want to puke anyway, you'll feel better tomorrow. trust me. and drink water.

 

[TheProject]

Welcome to the party pal.

Die Hard, man, Die Hard.

 

[epimetheus]

i dont drink much at all.. maybe 5 times since 2000 have i been drunk... and this is the kicker

many many shots and beers... many whores fondled... such fun!!! now, the question is.. will i puke?

clear, concise posting. Logical, prose flows great. Spelling is decent. You may be drunk, but obviously not drunk enough. You turned your computer on instead of puking on it.

 

[madbomber31]

cpu was on.

damn, i had fun last night... bikini contest (uglies fucking girl won), then the whores got some liquor in them and well, lived up to their whoredom....

nice