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dabuffguy

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I just bought "teh bike"!!!!!:)


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For what that cost you could have bought a years worth of GH and joos and actually have something to offer the ladies that they would want to ride... Real talk.
 
ololololol

Looks nice though. I have the same color scheme on my gsxr except opposite. Light on dark.

Now stretch that bitch!
 
I'm going to do a custom vinyl wrap on it.

Not sure yet what color scheme or theme to go with.

I can do the work myself, so it will be pretty cheap.
 
Nice bike bro. I've had only sport bikes for 20 years. Bought a cruiser this year. Big change from a 'Busa. Be safe and look out for cagers!
 
dabuffguy said:
BBT beez jealous because he ain't a balla.
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If that bike is less than a 1200 yous a bish ngr

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I ride training bra bitches on the back of my tricycle. Makes the bish hard to peddle thiu
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Not a huge fan of Ninja..but the bike looks good. I have a GSXR 750 and I don't want anything faster...my penise is fine the size it is ;)
 
my buddy had a GSXR750 all jetted and modded, blah blah... The first time I took it out I got on the freeway and opened it up. I thought, "god damn this is fast!" I glanced at the speedo to see the needle gliding past 160 and almost shit my pants. I quickly got my eyes on the road and let off the throttle.

I wasn't wearing leathers, etc., just a helmet, shorts, t-shirt, and tennis shoes. It's amazing how quickly one's own mortality can become forefront in the mind in certain situations.
 
ceo said:
my buddy had a GSXR750 all jetted and modded, blah blah... The first time I took it out I got on the freeway and opened it up. I thought, "god damn this is fast!" I glanced at the speedo to see the needle gliding past 160 and almost shit my pants. I quickly got my eyes on the road and let off the throttle.

I wasn't wearing leathers, etc., just a helmet, shorts, t-shirt, and tennis shoes. It's amazing how quickly one's own mortality can become forefront in the mind in certain situations.
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I hit 208 on my gsxr1000 the weekend before I found out my wife was pregs. Started shitting my pants at around 180 and it started feeling really light. I shut it down and pulled over and felt like I was gonna puke from nerves. Idk how those pro racers do that shit.

Did it again on the way home lol

Haven't gone over 140 since. Fuck that.
 
Fuck rob i never get above 110 on my VTX 1300 lol
just dont give a shit about that
 
A salesman at Chaparral motorsports told me some ridiculous number, something like 70% of 1st time crotch rocket riders never make it home from the dealership. I never bothered to look up how much of an exaggeration that was.
 
I got my 'Busa up to 198.6 GPS verified because speedos are so off. I was using a 50 shot of NOS that was mounted in the rear hump. I had the mirrors off and even the tag to help with drag. Yes, it's a very cool story.
 
WoodyO said:
A salesman at Chaparral motorsports told me some ridiculous number, something like 70% of 1st time crotch rocket riders never make it home from the dealership. I never bothered to look up how much of an exaggeration that was.
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That's probably the biggest bunch of bullcrap I've ever heard.
 
pdaddyII said:
Lies!
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Good call. I wear a large.

My hat size is 7 3/8 to 7 1/2 depending on whether the hat is a little big or small for the indicated size.

I don't have a big head, but I have billboard real estate on my forehead because of my high hairline, that has receded even further since going nearly bald.
 
WoodyO said:
A salesman at Chaparral motorsports told me some ridiculous number, something like 70% of 1st time crotch rocket riders never make it home from the dealership. I never bothered to look up how much of an exaggeration that was.
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Not sure about the stats, but in '93 while going to MCSF training In Chesapeake, Va., a buddy whom was new to riding. At least he didn't appear to have solid handling skills. He drop the bike 2x the first day alone and one was at the gas pumps. 2nd day he tried to show off and pulled out infront of a rig. Well he was in critical care that same day and I don't think he ever fulfilled the rest of his enlistment.

10 bikes in a platoon of 80, and that eas just my platoon.

Down south I saw alot of servicemen with bikes, cheaper all around than a car. Pay twice a month-- a salesman's dream
 
bigbassturd said:
My cruiser has never been above 120 in its life. Not what it was made for..
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your cruiser has never been over 80 you poosy, stop your stuntin. I regulary took my old mag over 100 and almost ghosted myself on the old gix goin over 150. Not proud of being an asshole on a bike but jus sayin enough with this poosy talk from you.
 
ceo said:
my buddy had a GSXR750 all jetted and modded, blah blah... The first time I took it out I got on the freeway and opened it up. I thought, "god damn this is fast!" I glanced at the speedo to see the needle gliding past 160 and almost shit my pants. I quickly got my eyes on the road and let off the throttle.
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Would have never had the balls to go higher than that bike even if I hadn't come real close to ghosting myself on one. All respect to the guys who get on the liter bikes.
 
Redscam you stupid fuck, read a few posts back. You will look a lot less retarded if you'd know what the hell you are talking about before you comment
 
You'd shit your panties if you ever had the balls to wrap my gixxer out, but you just said you don't.

And you never will poosie
 
I'm never driving like a lunatic on my bike.

I'm taking it to the track where a spill in full gear won't end you up ran over by the soccer mom behind you.

Atleast then, you can slide and end up with rash and perhaps a broken bone or two instead of dead.
 
And for the record, bbt, I don't have the balls to wind up your gixxer, and I do have the brains not to do something like that.
 
Like I said I wouldn't ever do it again, especially since having a kid. Priorities tend to change.

But fuck it was fun. Scary though. There is a point somewhere in the 160's where the white lines on the road become one solid line and your helmet is smashed against your face. Feels like if you were to turn your head or sit up straight you'd be ripped off your bike.

Talk about adrenaline
 
bigbassturd said:
Like I said I wouldn't ever do it again, especially since having a kid. Priorities tend to change.

But fuck it was fun. Scary though. There is a point somewhere in the 160's where the white lines on the road become one solid line and your helmet is smashed against your face. Feels like if you were to turn your head or sit up straight you'd be ripped off your bike.

Talk about adrenaline
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I hit 160 on my Gixxer....you described it to a "T"!! ...lol...only thing you left out was the feeling that if you took your chest off that tank you were gonna be pulled off like u had a parachute on your back...Hahahahaha....I have kids now too and the bike tends to stay in my garage more than I would like it to. :(

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Yeah I am actually selling mine. Sucks to see it go but i'm gonna keep my cruiser and just be a weekend warrior from now on.

Every time I get on the rocket I tend to act like a retard and speed and shit so i'm selling it before it kills me. I have almost 10 years experience on bikes but all it takes is one asshole at the wrong place wrong time and you are toast.



Wanna buy it?
 
You didn't tank slap at 150 you fucking liar. You lose it at that speed and you're done. Period.

Fuck off with that bullshit.
 
bigbassturd said:
You didn't tank slap at 150 you fucking liar. You lose it at that speed and you're done. Period.

Fuck off with that bullshit.
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oh you can't speed wobble at 150 without goin down eh?

R6 Speed Wobble - YouTube



gotcha! A non poser would know it "just depends". Sometimes a wobble at 80 will put you down then it happens at 180 and you make it out. There's alot of variables. Obviously the dude was lucky....he was goin 145.

I knew you were a poser. Same shit like when you talked about your heart rate not gettin anywhere near 180 in firefight. Fucking SEALS give seminars all over the country about that shit. FUcking idiot. If you're gonna pose learn something first so ur pose looks legit.
 
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bigbassturd said:
Yeah I am actually selling mine. Sucks to see it go but i'm gonna keep my cruiser and just be a weekend warrior from now on.

Every time I get on the rocket I tend to act like a retard and speed and shit so i'm selling it before it kills me. I have almost 10 years experience on bikes but all it takes is one asshole at the wrong place wrong time and you are toast.



Wanna buy it?
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I will never sell my bike! Haha..Its all I got! Plus it's an expense you just can't justify... lol.....

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redsamurai said:
oh you can't speed wobble at 150 without goind down eh?

R6 Speed Wobble - YouTube



gotcha! A non poser would know it "just depends". Sometimes a wobble at 80 will put you down then it happens at 180 and you make it out. There's alot of variables. Obviously the dude was lucky....he was goin 145.

I knew you were a poser. Same shit like when you talked about your heart rate not gettin anywhere near 180 in firefight. Fucking SEALS give seminars all over the country about that shit. FUcking idiot. If you're gonna pose learn something first so ur pose looks legit.
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I freaked out just watching that vid. ! Nvr want to experience that.

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-SD- said:
If you lose it at 100 youre done
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Well Mr. Rossi you sure know alot of dem der moterciclin, I could post more high speed tank slap saves but I got tired of the copyin and the pastin....but I'm assuming we're clear on this now yes? You can indeed, with no small amount of luck, recover from even a high speed tank slap. :coffee:
 
dusteefartz said:
I freaked out just watching that vid. ! Nvr want to experience that.

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I got lucky not making any bones about it. I went loose and was lookin for the best spot to bail, bike just righted itself. ANd even if it didn't happen to me I still would have known Turd and SD were posers cause even hangin around hardcore riders you get the stories. These guys had each other on camera tank slapping goin alot faster than what I was doin. Anybody that really rides knows you can wobble at "very" high speeds and still make it out it just depends. For someone to say imperically no one makes it out of 100mph tank slapper is straight sign of noobinz's syndrome.
 
bigbassturd said:
But fuck it was fun. Scary though. There is a point somewhere in the 160's where the white lines on the road become one solid line and your helmet is smashed against your face. Feels like if you were to turn your head or sit up straight you'd be ripped off your bike.

Talk about adrenaline
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cool story, where'd you read it? Consider yourself lucky brownbrown ain't here anymore, he's legit..he would smelled your pose long before me and ripped you a new one like he did plunky.
 
LMAO @ you thinking anyone believes you have the testicular fortitude to keep a cool head in a wobble over 30mph.

Try trolling on someone who doesn't have real life friends here on EF who I see frequently and train with and hang out with.

really convenient for you that you know noone from here IRL. You get to make up all the bullshit you want and leave it up for speculation, whereas if I were to make something up it would get called out immediately by those here who know me IRL.

Try again poosie, we all know you are giving it all you have. Maybe one day you'll convince someone you know what the fuck you are talking about, but not today.
 
redsamurai said:
Well Mr. Rossi you sure know alot of dem der moterciclin, I could post more high speed tank slap saves but I got tired of the copyin and the pastin....but I'm assuming we're clear on this now yes? You can indeed, with no small amount of luck, recover from even a high speed tank slap. :coffee:
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Jesus christ RS, what I meant by "losing it" is actually going down. I guess I didnt get my copy of The Official Motorcycle Dictionary '13 but if you say someone "lost it" that means they went down. Now tank slapping and shit like that would be more like "started to lose it".
 
-SD- said:
Jesus christ RS, what I meant by "losing it" is actually going down. I guess I didnt get my copy of The Official Motorcycle Dictionary '13 but if you say someone "lost it" that means they went down. Now tank slapping and shit like that would be more like "started to lose it".
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give it up rob, he's hopeless.

Absolutely convinced he is all-knowing.
 
-SD- said:
Jesus christ RS, what I meant by "losing it" is actually going down. I guess I didnt get my copy of The Official Motorcycle Dictionary '13 but if you say someone "lost it" that means they went down. Now tank slapping and shit like that would be more like "started to lose it".
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nice try SD, cause even that "recalculated and rephrased" statement also makes no sense...plenty of people survive crashes going well in excess of 100mph. Again it just depends. YOu can die if you get off your bike at 40mph if you hit ur head just right. People have gotten off their bikes well over 150 and lived caused they were able to slide. Again it's just luck...which, again, people who have ridden just know.
 
redsamurai said:
oh you can't speed wobble at 150 without goin down eh?

R6 Speed Wobble - YouTube



gotcha! A non poser would know it "just depends". Sometimes a wobble at 80 will put you down then it happens at 180 and you make it out. There's alot of variables. Obviously the dude was lucky....he was goin 145.

I knew you were a poser. Same shit like when you talked about your heart rate not gettin anywhere near 180 in firefight. Fucking SEALS give seminars all over the country about that shit. FUcking idiot. If you're gonna pose learn something first so ur pose looks legit.
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You get the tar once again for being such an insufferable person and saying "Gotcha!" like youre Sarah Palin talking about the mainstream media.
 
-SD- said:
Jesus christ RS, what I meant by "losing it" is actually going down. I guess I didnt get my copy of The Official Motorcycle Dictionary '13 but if you say someone "lost it" that means they went down. Now tank slapping and shit like that would be more like "started to lose it".
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Please excuse my friend. His reading comprehension is subpar.
 
-SD- said:
You get the tar once again for being such an insufferable person and saying "Gotcha!" like youre Sarah Palin talking about the mainstream media.
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talk all you want SD you know I got you and bassturd nailed. You tried to backtrack but c'mon, nice try. lololol
 
redsamurai said:
your cruiser has never been over 80 you poosy, stop your stuntin. I regulary took my old mag over 100 and almost ghosted myself on the old gix goin over 150. Not proud of being an asshole on a bike but jus sayin enough with this poosy talk from you.
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This is where you started shit you fuckbag
 
Lmfao at your feelings getting hurt over that.

You're a bigger pussy than I thought, and that's saying a lot man.

Jesus Christ


(this is where you say something manly and argue that your.feelings aren't hurt)
 
bigbassturd said:
This is where you started shit you fuckbag
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oh and that doesn't take into consideration the weeks of your shit starting. You decided weeks ago you wanted to go with me when I had literally zero prior interaction with you. You came in on every thread. So now that I give you shit back I'm the shit starter? I know it stings to get called out as a poser with proof....but I didn't shit start.
 
No you started it!
No you started it!
Nuh uh!
Uh huh!


what a fucking mess
 
bigbassturd said:
Lmfao at your feelings getting hurt over that.

You're a bigger pussy than I thought, and that's saying a lot man.

Jesus Christ


(this is where you say something manly and argue that your.feelings aren't hurt)
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oh so people can't talk shit back to you? And if they do "their feelings were hurt?" you can't be serious? Just who's feelings got hurt here? You talked some shit and I talked it right back, that's how it works. Apparently somebodies feelings have been hurt here and they ain't been mine.
 
-SD- said:
No you started it!
No you started it!
Nuh uh!
Uh huh!


what a fucking mess
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right so why don't we just abide by the laws of the enclosure and just poop toss? Why do I get called out for starting shit when it goes on and on and on from one thread to the next?
 
redsamurai said:
right so why don't we just abide by the laws of the enclosure and just poop toss? Why do I get called out for starting shit when it goes on and on and on from one thread to the next?
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Because you argue for the sake of arguing and cant comprehend when youre wrong
 
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