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Husband Super Store

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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third Floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting usfurther on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left,we hope you fall down the stairs .
 
i get 'em back every now and then. when i feel that i'm being mistreated, the next time i have sex i'll make sure i'm done in 30 seconds. that shows 'em real quck. they think they aren't currently satisfied, wait til you do that to them....they'll start appreciating you real quick.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
JB I am sure you could satisfy me. :qt:

yeah right....i can hear it now.....

"you only went 3 hrs this time"

or

"you call 12 orgasms in 30 minutes satisfaction?!"
 
jerkbox said:
yeah right....i can hear it now.....

"you only went 3 hrs this time"

or

"you call 12 orgasms in 30 minutes satisfaction?!"

Damm baby you getting me hot all!!!!!! :qt:
 
The problem was that every floor said "men who love kids" and I don't want kids.....so I guess I'd fall down the stairs.....

My shoe!! Ouch!!
 
Now guys, you know that it was a wife super store, and the further up you went, the better looking the woman became, you would keep going too.
 
PHATchik said:
Now guys, you know that it was a wife super store, and the further up you went, the better looking the woman became, you would keep going too.

I'd stop at "minimal nag, likes giving hummers and works for her own money"
 
crak600 said:
i get 'em back every now and then. when i feel that i'm being mistreated, the next time i have sex i'll make sure i'm done in 30 seconds. that shows 'em real quck. they think they aren't currently satisfied, wait til you do that to them....they'll start appreciating you real quick.

Or they'll just cheat on you with some 5-hour-stamina stud
 
SoreArms said:
I'd stop at "minimal nag, likes giving hummers and works for her own money"


and in moans and takes it in the pooper.
 
supersizeme said:
that was amusing. and phatchick is right. we're all big nasties
Wow, how often do I hear those words? Especially from SSME? Of course, it's nice to have someone acknowledge that I am right, because I am most of the time. :verygood:
 
if it makes you feel any better, i hit Submit with a frustrated look on my face. it wasn't easy and took several minutes of self-reflection before i was able to agree with you.
 
supersizeme said:
if it makes you feel any better, i hit Submit with a frustrated look on my face. it wasn't easy and took several minutes of self-reflection before i was able to agree with you.
Actually, I liked it better when I thought you agreed, no hesitation. But the end result is the same. :)
 
for your next birthday i'm going to send you a parakeet that squawks "BRRRAWK. PHATCHICK IS RIGHT." and then moves its claw in a circle

since i don't know what your real name is, i'll just substitute Bertha for Phatchick
 
supersizeme said:
for your next birthday i'm going to send you a parakeet that squawks "BRRRAWK. PHATCHICK IS RIGHT." and then moves its claw in a circle

since i don't know what your real name is, i'll just substitute Bertha for Phatchick
When I have a nightmare tonight that involves me being chased by a parakeet that keeps saysing "Bertha is right" you are in trouble. :chomp:
 
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