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Husband Mart

WODIN

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A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

“Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The Sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.
 
vixenbabe said:



Get it right..That was a "Jizza Card" for YOU!

You recall that? LOL

I love you babe!:angel:

Yeah that was fun. :)
 
Blonde Joke:

A man entered the bus, with both of his front pants
pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blonde. The
blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked.

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
 
WODIN said:
Blonde Joke:

A man entered the bus, with both of his front pants
pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blonde. The
blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked.

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"


:D
 
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