Hurricane party

[AAP]

That is what I am thinking of having now. All this nasty rain.

I figure if I offer the chance to come over and get in the hot tub to "ride it out" the guests will bring some damn food and I won't have to cook tonight. Am I a genius or what? (yeah. I am.)

 

[bigmann245]

i like hurricane parties. im in jacksonville florida so we had a lot last year. hopefully we dont actually get hit this time... lol

 

[hamstershaver]

hurricanes suck

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont really see many hurricanes..when we do it is a big thing here

 

[AAP]

you know what i hate the most? the fucking idiots on tv... that are out there standing in front of a building in the rain to let you know there is a storm here. like you can't look out your window and see that shit already. i mean... if you going out there to stand around and point at buildings and shit... show some that have been blown away. don't stand there and have the news anchors refer to you as courageous and risk taking for getting out there and getting everyone the news firsthand. give me a fucking break.

you know what? i know EXACTLY where that bitch is standing. that building is the one on Sunrise/A1A. i'm bored. they have a live tv feed there. i should drive over and jump out of my car and beat his ass right there on live television. make him earn his "courageous" and "risk taking" honors.

 

[Cutiebaby]

AAP shall i bring the lube or do you have some?

wow

 

[Sub-Zero]

That is what I am thinking of having now. All this nasty rain.

I figure if I offer the chance to come over and get in the hot tub to "ride it out" the guests will bring some damn food and I won't have to cook tonight. Am I a genius or what? (yeah. I am.)

your so so steriotypically gay its hilarious.

i love that "bring food over so i wont have to cook" hahah awsome

and lol@ride it out in quotes

 

[lardo5150]

AAP shall i bring the lube or do you have some?

who is this guy?

By the way AAP, good luck, my buddy rode the last one out, says it can get pretty intense.

 

[Sub-Zero]

you know what i hate the most? the fucking idiots on tv... that are out there standing in front of a building in the rain to let you know there is a storm here. like you can't look out your window and see that shit already. i mean... if you going out there to stand around and point at buildings and shit... show some that have been blown away. don't stand there and have the news anchors refer to you as courageous and risk taking for getting out there and getting everyone the news firsthand. give me a fucking break..

dude, u stole that right frm the daily show, dont try and lie either, cause i saw that episode, and i know you did too

 

[Cutiebaby]

if it were a guy shouldnt it say pussy licker

 

[AAP]

dude, u stole that right frm the daily show, dont try and lie either, cause i saw that episode, and i know you did too

huh? never saw or heard that show before. but it is the same damn shit over and over... "as you can see, I am down here near beach front area and right now, there is some pretty bad rains coming along.."

yeah, no shit. what did you think hurricanes delivered? Snow? for once i would love to see someone go "yeah, we dead center for the hurricane, big storm, dry as a bone. nothing else to report." or just look around and go "god damn what kind of corporate bitch am i standing out in the rain reporting the fucking obvious."

 

[Sub-Zero]

huh? never saw or heard that show before. but it is the same damn shit over and over... "as you can see, I am down here near beach front area and right now, there is some pretty bad rains coming along.."

yeah, no shit. what did you think hurricanes delivered? Snow? for once i would love to see someone go "yeah, we dead center for the hurricane, big storm, dry as a bone. nothing else to report." or just look around and go "god damn what kind of corporate bitch am i standing out in the rain reporting the fucking obvious."

oh, well if u think that way u should try and find that episode online

basically its the guy who usually does fake interviews and hes making fun of all the hurricain reports, and its pretty funny

 

[AAP]

It worked... my bitches coming over and they bringing FOOD with them. HHAHAHAAA!! No dipping into my freezer tonight. Smart ol' AAP gonna be snacking on someone else's morsels. I hope they don't bring no mexican shit. Maybe I should call and sort of suggest what they could bring.

 

[Spartacus]

oh, well if u think that way u should try and find that episode online

basically its the guy who usually does fake interviews and hes making fun of all the hurricain reports, and its pretty funny

it does provide some sense of atmosphere
a good skit would involve having a reporter giving hurricane updates from Iraq
put a little thought into it and you could get 3 minutes of laughs on SNL

 

[redguru]

i like hurricane parties. im in jacksonville florida so we had a lot last year. hopefully we dont actually get hit this time... lol

I lived in Jax last year too. Now that I'm in hurricane magnet P'Cola, I'd rather be in Jax in Hurricane season.

 

[Sub-Zero]

it does provide some sense of atmosphere
a good skit would involve having a reporter giving hurricane updates from Iraq
put a little thought into it and you could get 3 minutes of laughs on SNL

lol iraq dont got hurricain updates silly

 

[rnch]

your so so steriotypically gay its hilarious.....

AAP has stated here several times "i ain't gay".

 

[SC4EVA]

AAP has stated here several times "i ain't gay".

HAHA!!!!!