howard stern revalations

[madbomber31]

funny shit...
i think howard got caught cheating back in the day....
artie had the stomach pump and was touched.
sal has the internet porn fetish...

what are some of your guesses

 

[jerkbox]

when are they announcing that shit?

i gotta figure the stomach pump thing was artie....lol

 

[SoreArms]

who got creamed on their chest?

 

[madbomber31]

they announce monday or tuesday... he said he may wait till tuesday because of MLK day and alot of people not being in their cars going to work...

if robin got creamed on, who cares!?!?!?! but i'm going with richard christy for that one.. he's a sick fuck and was probably 2 timing some chick and a dude pulled out and sprayed on him...

 

[madbomber31]

here they are match them up

1. Fred
2. Howard
3. Benjy
4. Artie
5. Robin
6. Sal the Stockbroker
7. Gary
8. Richard Christy
9. Scott Salem
10. JD
11. Jason

And now the revelations:
1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...

2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...

3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...

4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...

8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...

9. I've had cosmetic surgery...

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...

11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...

 

[lardo5150]

I say benji got the load, he is into orgies.
howard was the plastic surgery
artie was the one left hanging in the room with his buddy
from there I dont know.

 

[madbomber31]

here are my guesses... i changed howards from cheating to a half sister.... not sure why but i just dont think it's a big deal if anyone else has a half sister they dont know.

1. Fred----9
2. Howard---8
3. Benjy----2
4. Artie----11
5. Robin----7
6. Sal the Stockbroker----5
7. Gary-----6
8. Richard Christy----10
9. Scott Salem----1
10. JD-----3
11. Jason----4

And now the revelations:
1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...

2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...

3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...

4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...

8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...

9. I've had cosmetic surgery...

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...

11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...

 

[bonejamesbone]

i think sal would be number 2

 

[madbomber31]

2 right so far (i'm listening to the replay show so i'm behind)

i got scott and jason's

 

[ireekofawesomeness]

# 11 - im a wash up who hasnt done good radio in 10 years and i invented everything hoo hoo tell em fred

umm that one must be howard