How you doing ....... at the urinals!!!

[Upper-cruster]

It just happened today as I was entering the restroom at a McDonalds and taking aim at one of the urinals--there were 2 urinals and one stall--there is this ugly, fat dude joining me at the urinal next to me and quite casual utterring to me" How you doing"..

I wasnt even started the flow when he greeted me with his "friendly" line ...and when I caught his eyes slobbering over my unit , I got so pissed that I couldnt get any flow going so I have to move into the stall.

WTF?? Why he didnt go into the stall?

Besides staring at my unit he also wanted conversation..

Damn faggot!!

I cant fucking pee with anyone close to me as I might be bladder shy and I want my damn privacy...

I jus felt the need to vent off..

 

[anabolicmd]

I hate when dudes are getting next to me at the urinals, thus I use the stall everytime I have a chance..

No fucking manners!

Let em look who cares?

 

[Sundance]

I hate when dudes are getting next to me at the urinals, thus I use the stall everytime I have a chance..

No fucking manners!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

What guys dont talk in the bathrooms?

That's unheard of for women. Even in stalls you'll hear girls having conversations with others.

 

[casavant]

You'll be alright.

 

[Bullit]

That's unheard of for women. Even in stalls you'll hear girls having conversations with others.

WTF????

Really??



"Hey sally" .....FARRRRT..... "isnt Billy hot?"
"Ohh he's totally"...BLLLAAAMMMMPHHH..."dreamy"
*water splashing* drip drip

 

[Sundance]

What guys dont talk in the bathrooms?

That's unheard of for women. Even in stalls you'll hear girls having conversations with others.

When I take my piss, the last thing I want is to have a chat with some unknown fella right close to me....

You women at least you have stalls and privacy..Nothing wrong to talk thru the stall and exchange notes between stalls...

 

[biteme]

You should have crossed streams with him.

 

[Upper-cruster]

You should have crossed streams with him.

LOL..Are you into "crossed streams"?

 

[biteme]

LOL..Are you into "crossed streams"?

Use to have piss fights all the time with my brother and friends to see who had the strongest stream.

 

[bignate73]

Even in stalls you'll hear girls having conversations with others.

its alright for guys to talk, say, when taking a dump. its almost funny sometimes. timing the drops for key points in conversation and trying not to talk while puuuhsssshhhing uh. LOL

but at a vulnerable moment like taking a whizz, off limits. too easy for some jackass to peek at your johnson and take a mental snapshot for later use.

 

[buttplug]

I don't like public restrooms and if I need to go I freak out if someone says something to me, unless it's a friend and even then it better be something like "hey got a tampon?"

 

[CipherLock]

You'll be alright.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Heh, there is always this akwardness when two dudes are using urinals side by side. Makes me laugh thinking about it.

 

[Stangfriik]

The Citrus Bowl where I went to see Metallica the other day had the most fucked up ancient urinals. It was just one long ass urinal with a drain. I walk in and there are 8-10 drunk ass metalheads pissing and talking to each other. Needless to say, I waited until a stall was open.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

WTF????

Really??



"Hey sally" .....FARRRRT..... "isnt Billy hot?"
"Ohh he's totally"...BLLLAAAMMMMPHHH..."dreamy"
*water splashing* drip drip

lol

This masterpiece needs anal-speak to be complete in its foulness.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

The Citrus Bowl where I went to see Metallica the other day had the most fucked up ancient urinals. It was just one long ass urinal with a drain. I walk in and there are 8-10 drunk ass metalheads pissing and talking to each other. Needless to say, I waited until a stall was open.

Yeah, a trough.

The worst was this latrine at a camp when I was a kid.

At night, giant beetles would fly up out of the shitholes and try to greet you. This began the phrase, "Does an Imakarum shit in the woods?" He sure fucking does.

 

[anabolicmd]

I don't like public restrooms and if I need to go I freak out if someone says something to me, unless it's a friend and even then it better be something like "hey got a tampon?"

In our boy scout camp we had seven toilet bowls in the bathroom, no separation whatsoever. I know we were building camaraderie but it was weird to be on the bowl taking a crap with other people walking around.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

That's how our college dorms were -- no doors on the stalls.

 

[jerkbox]

That's how our college dorms were -- no doors on the stalls.

now that sucks.


what's the big deal about pissing next to someone?? I always have to laugh at dudes who will go into a stall to piss when there are like 5 open urinals or something...or even when there is one and they just don't want to piss next to someone. Small wiener syndrome I guess.


one time I walked into a bathroom and some guy was takin a leak at a urinal with his pants around his ankles.....I had to walk back out in that case....

 

[AAP]

Ya'll some self conscious motherfuckers.

 

[Lumberg]

Oh yeah I have seen little kids with their pants round their ankles peeing, its kinda cute.

As far as talking, I am becoming more open about it. I have actually had a convo while shitting. It was definitely weird.

Today I have the farts and it kinda sucks since I'm working closely with a hot co-worker.

 

[anabolicmd]

Oh yeah I have seen little kids with their pants round their ankles peeing, its kinda cute.
.

After reading your NAMBLA post (see link), and then this, I think you have some serious issues bro. Please keep that shit off the boards its disgusting.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=249984

 

[zkm]

Don't know how many of you are in LA, there is a bar called Firefly, there is only 1 bathroom there. The reason you ask... the bathroom is co-ed, so it is quite a surprise when you are in there waiting to use a stall and a hot chick walks in

 

[Lumberg]

After reading your NAMBLA post (see link), and then this, I think you have some serious issues bro. Please keep that shit off the boards its disgusting.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=249984

Haha

I knew "cute" wasn't the best word to use but I'm lazy.

Seriously though, I'm not for NAMBLA per se but I would like to see a thorough discussion. In ancient Greece the great philosophers like Plato and Socrates had teenage students that were also their lovers. In those times when great ideas were being discussed the concept of an older, learned gentleman taking a young boy under his wing as both an intellectual and sexual protege was de rigeur.

The boys would more often then not go on to marry women and lead heterosexual lives.

Look, I am never going to adopt or attempt to adopt a boy so I can "play" with him, but the fact that there is such a strong following for people who do that kind of stuff is an interesting phenomenon that bears examination. That's all I'm saying.

 

[anabolicmd]

Haha

I knew "cute" wasn't the best word to use but I'm lazy.

Seriously though, I'm not for NAMBLA per se but I would like to see a thorough discussion. In ancient Greece the great philosophers like Plato and Socrates had teenage students that were also their lovers. In those times when great ideas were being discussed the concept of an older, learned gentleman taking a young boy under his wing as both an intellectual and sexual protege was de rigeur.

The boys would more often then not go on to marry women and lead heterosexual lives.

Look, I am never going to adopt or attempt to adopt a boy so I can "play" with him, but the fact that there is such a strong following for people who do that kind of stuff is an interesting phenomenon that bears examination. That's all I'm saying.

Im speechless. Why is this so fascinating to you?

 

[Bullit]

Look, I am never going to adopt or attempt to adopt a boy so I can "play" with him, but the fact that there is such a strong following for people who do that kind of stuff is an interesting phenomenon that bears examination. That's all I'm saying.

You're fucked.

Think about this shit before you post it.
Just because it happened in the past does not mean, in any way shape or form, that its OK now.

We know WAAAAAAAY more about developmental psych now.

 

[Lumberg]

Hey I posted the topic that anabolic md linked to because I felt there were too many recycled threads today and I wanted to start a new one and stir debate. I was thinking of what to post about and I remembered about how HappyScrappy had a big thing about how you couldn't mention NAMBLA on here so sort of in memory of him I posted a thread on NAMBLA.

It had nothing to do with the pants around the ankles post.

Then when ana. md pressed me on it I just talked some more about NAMBLA and wondering why it's such a big deal and a phenomenon.

That's it. I'm not trying to support those weirdos, just curious about the phenomenon. In the same way people are curious about the mating and egg-laying habits of sea turtles.

 

[AAP]

Seriously though, I'm not for NAMBLA per se but I would like to see a thorough discussion. In ancient Greece the great philosophers like Plato and Socrates had teenage students that were also their lovers. In those times when great ideas were being discussed the concept of an older, learned gentleman taking a young boy under his wing as both an intellectual and sexual protege was de rigeur.

The boys would more often then not go on to marry women and lead heterosexual lives.

that part is completely accurate.

 

[Lumberg]

Well if it worked for the Greeks.....








j/k

Seriously though, what if we could travel back in time and interview the grown up proteges of the greek philosophers? What do you think they would say about the experience?

 

[anabolicmd]

Well if it worked for the Greeks.....
j/k

Seriously though, what if we could travel back in time and interview the grown up proteges of the greek philosophers? What do you think they would say about the experience?

You realize you do sound like an advocate, despite the fact you say you are bringing it up "just for fun"?

 

[Lumberg]

You realize you do sound like an advocate, despite the fact you say you are bringing it up "just for fun"?

yes I suppose I do.

I'll shut up about it now then.