Now that we are past the "alcatraz is too cool" for C&C
I'm a salesman with a sense of humor, it's one of my tools I like to use. Nothing excessive though as some people are very sensitive, and I wouldn't want to lose a potential customer over a petty comment. I feel them out a bit. Then I'm like a fucking chameleon and change my colors and personality to adapt to theirs. They are eating out of my hand within a few minutes mostly. Some people are so uptight.
But, back to being funny. Let's just say this.
In second grade my english teacher duct taped my mouth shut as punishment and made me sit in during recess and copy the dictonary.(talk about my mom being a dumbass for no lawsuit back then)
Hell I'd be on TV if that happened today.
from that point on I went downhill grades, acting out
then in sixthgrade I went to daily (no board)prvt. school. Did fairly well till my sophmore year when they went coed
From there my grades and acting out only got worse
They kicked me out because I was a clown
Then I finished my junior and senior year back in my hometown school system.
This was a filthy rich jooooo town. Lots of crunchy granolas. Andover mass
home of phillips acadamy (bush went to HS ther)oLOL
Anyhow rich kids mostly didn't have to get after school jobs, and the grateful dead and PHISH were huge. So the drugs were everywhere. I was a mess
