How would you maturely handle this?

[Smokescreen]

Wife and I (soon to be Ex-wife) are still friends. If she were to meet me somewhere, and I'm with my friends, how do I introduce her to my friends?

Do I introduce her as "my wife"? (Really don't want to do this because then others will think that I'm taken, thus lowering my chances of ever finding another mate)

OR....

Do I introduce her as "my soon to be ex-wife"? (Although I admit, this would sound kind of rude, and she might not like that).

OR.....

Do I introduce her as "my friend"?








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[Strongbow]

Man are you fucking serious, don't fucking introduce her at all, cause if you do you'll be labled a baggage toeing mutha fucker, therfore not worthy of fucking. Also can I bang the fuck out of her no that she's your ex?

 

[SpyWizard]

old friend..

 

[smurf2]

why do you have to label her? just say "this is Nancy" or whatever her name is.

 

[theoak01]

who not just introduce her by her name

 

[smurf2]

who not just introduce her by her name

repost!

 

[Amann418]

why do you have to label her? just say "this is Nancy" or whatever her name is.

Agreed! I guess its.a good thing u guys can b friends. Props to you with not wanting to kill her lol..

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[theoak01]

repost!

i always copy the cool kids

 

[WoodyO]

Send her my way

 

[Smokescreen]

ROFLMAO!!! Old friend? Lol!!!!

Hey guys! This is my "old friend" Nancy. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

This would sound funny as hell.

Ok...what if I do introduce her by her name, I'm sure my friends will ask me later "who's that?"

What do I say? She's a soon to be ex? My ex-wife (even though she's not my ex-wife yet because the divorce isn't finalized)





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[oxymoron]

Just go ahead and say it's my ex-wife. If it's definitely gonna happen and she's not going to go ballistic in public by you saying it then jump a step and say, this is my exwife. Always simplify it... anytime you try and explain weird situations out it gets weirder.

 

[nangiggles]

first of all, shouldnt your friends already know she's your ex-wife? second of all are your friends rude enough to ask to her face what your relationship is, wouldnt they not be content with just a name?

 

[EarthRider]

she's cheating on you bro

 

[smurf2]

first of all, shouldnt your friends already know she's your ex-wife? second of all are your friends rude enough to ask to her face what your relationship is, wouldnt they not be content with just a name?

Exactly. This guy is a fucking moron

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

This is what you say:
"Hey guys this is FL3X's property."
You're welcome.

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[digimon7068]

why do you have to label her? just say "this is Nancy" or whatever her name is.

precisely...and i wood introduce her as "nancy", even if that wasn't her real name...that wood make it more fun...although arguably less mature...you're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

 

[EnderJE]

Introduce her as "Nancy who gives a great BJ".

 

[sterolizer]

Fuck is this guy a dumb ass, you say "this is ______(insert name hear)" Plain and simple, fucking waste of time this thread is.

 

[ceo]

agree with others. introduce her by name, plain and simple. That's it. Nothing more to it.

If they ask how do you know each other, you can just say, "she's my ex." and move right along. Control the conversation bro.

 

[sterolizer]

Who asks this kind of question...

 

[bigpokey]

i just read the gayest fuckin thread on earth

 

[jiggagold]

Just call her your cunt ex wife

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Guy stumbles drunk into his soon to be ex wife's room holding a goat and says "honey this is the pig I've been fucking."
She looks at him and says "that's a goat you idiot" to which he replies "shut up bitch I wasn't talking to you."

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[nangiggles]

are you really trying to explain it to your friends or to some chick you've been seeing?

 

[Kobe2444]

why do you have to label her? Just say "this is nancy" or whatever her name is.

+1

 

[jnevin]

why do you have to label her? just say "this is Nancy" or whatever her name is.

/thread


Also, say she gets huge cold sores when she's not around.

 

[*ebony*]

tell them she use to be your brother.

 

[chewyxrage]

Fuck you ask some stupid questions man. Seriously. Look at his created threads. All COMMON SENSE.


I guess that is a great thing for message boards. The stupid can get advice without asking their "real" friends, thus being labeled a dumbass.


Reality hits you hard BRO

 

[nangiggles]

if you have kids you can also call her the mother of your children

 

[nimbus]

your friends don't know who your fucking wife is?

 

[smurf2]

Let's face it, the mature thing to do is to not hang out with your fucking ex wife in the first place

 

[nangiggles]

your friends don't know who your fucking wife is?

I've seen people successfully pull it off, it's not for everyone though.

 

[cindylou]

Fuck you ask some stupid questions man. Seriously. Look at his created threads. All COMMON SENSE.


I guess that is a great thing for message boards. The stupid can get advice without asking their "real" friends, thus being labeled a dumbass.


Reality hits you hard BRO

Lol!

 

[sterolizer]

Lol!

I wonder if he looks as dumb as he sounds

 

[wootoom]

What a dumb thread. I hate 2 people in here and I'm not fucking lying

 

[digimon7068]

Who asks this kind of question...

not elves from canada, apparently.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Bump. I want to know if this has happened yet

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[nydj66]

just go ahead and say it's my ex-wife. If it's definitely gonna happen and she's not going to go ballistic in public by you saying it then jump a step and say, this is my exwife. Always simplify it... Anytime you try and explain weird situations out it gets weirder.

+1

 

[Strongbow]

Let's face it, the mature thing to do is to not hang out with your fucking ex wife in the first place

What if they are better served as friends than husband and wife, every women isn't a scorned angry piece of shit. And what the fuck has it got to do with maturity, maturity is getting along and being an adult, not avoiding the whole situation and acting like it don't exsist. You're immature as fuck.

 

[ceo]

What if they are better served as friends than husband and wife, every women isn't a scorned angry piece of shit. And what the fuck has it got to do with maturity, maturity is getting along and being an adult, not avoiding the whole situation and acting like it don't exsist. You're immature as fuck.

I don't really see the point in hanging around an ex either unless you have to for an event due to having kids in common.

Other than that the only reason would be if you are banging each other. And then no point in hanging out. Just bang and go.

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck you ask some stupid questions man. Seriously. Look at his created threads. All COMMON SENSE.


I guess that is a great thing for message boards. The stupid can get advice without asking their "real" friends, thus being labeled a dumbass.


Reality hits you hard BRO

Jeez WTF the guy is just asking for suggestions...

 

[jackangel]

It's probably best if you don't speak at all.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Here's what you do. If you're out with your friends and she approaches you, just stand up and start stabbing your closest buddy repeatedly with a fork until he dies, and then make out with him.

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[smurf2]

What if they are better served as friends than husband and wife, every women isn't a scorned angry piece of shit. And what the fuck has it got to do with maturity, maturity is getting along and being an adult, not avoiding the whole situation and acting like it don't exsist. You're immature as fuck.

Holy fuck you're a stupid piece of shit

Nice life

 

[ppgfreak]

I've introduced my ex to people by saying "this is Tiffany my old Fuck buddy"

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