how to rob a bank

[tiger88]

ok follow these steps

get a job working in the bank

a small bank and work there for a few years. know all the ins and outs of the place. closing duties and safes and keys. know how much bank locks up and when the safe is cash money hoes.
ok after u know the system and say friday is the best day to rob it

since u work there, at closing time u toss the other employees in the safe and handcuff them in there. take the cell phones and all there shit ( take off chics top if she is stakked or take down a guys pants if he was one of those braggers who said he has an 8 inch cock)so they are in the safe locked up and cant get out since tied up in there and then u take off with the money and go to aruba(say hi to happyscarpy since he works in offshore banks)

and toss the cash in a safe off shore style. then create new identy and come back to the states if u want..

 

[SoreArms]

sweet! I'm gonna get on it right away!

I'll send you a plane ticket to uruba bor

and a picture of my veigny 8" cock

 

[EnderJE]

I thought that it would of been better to just do it via the online system.

 

[tiger88]

I thought that it would of been better to just do it via the online system.

only have windows 98

 

[pitbullstl]

only have windows 98

lol.....well there goes that idea.......douche.

You kill me.

 

[big_bad_buff]

first you need a few sticks of dynomite

you start a huge fire on the oposite side of town(one stick). then you shut the power off to the city(one maybe two sticks) and then you blow the doors off the bank(one stick) then the fault( one maybe two)

 

[Spartacus]

the catch is "work there a few years"
on a side note
headline in the local paper the other day
"Eastlake Montgomery Bank Robbed,Suspect Flees"
well no shit

 

[string_bean00]

...or take down a guys pants if he was one of those braggers who said he has an 8 inch cock

Jesus.

 

[jerkbox]

i think those dudes in Ireland had the right idea....

 

[tiger88]

ok i got another idea

u work at a plane factory that sells small planes to ppl

u can fly the plane to. so u are ur workers go build it and contact a buyer in mexico before u rob the bank

on lunch break u go rob the bank and then go back to the plane factory where the plane is

fly it to sao paulo and sell it to the bro who had a deal with and make a alot of grand and plus the bank robbery

 

[jackangel]

number of ideas tiger88 comes up with in a day:

235.

number of those ideas which involve an 8 inch cock:

235.

 

[Becoming]

LOL awesome

 

[H_T_]

i think it's a proven fact that all guys have the same 2 basic fantasies: doing it with 2 hot chicks at the same time and pullin' a heist.

 

[gtrcivic]

best way to rob a bank.. best way was what the nigerians did...sent over here to learn computers in universities.....get a job/internship at a bank....create a program to deduct .05 cents from each checking or savings acct for that bank... who's gonna bitch about .l05 missing from your account ??? no one......viola....let the program run and transfer $$ to your account....but get to greedy and up it to more than a dollar and get caught...leave the country and millions in your account..

 

[pitbullstl]

LOL awesome

What up bro.......


Do me a favor.....head over Tigger's house and beat him straight. Thanks.

 

[The Shadow]

number of ideas tiger88 comes up with in a day:

235.

number of those ideas which involve an 8 inch cock:

235.

LMAO


pwned

 

[curling]

number of ideas tiger88 comes up with in a day:

235.

number of those ideas which involve an 8 inch cock:

235.

LOL

 

[biggeek]

It doesn't take years to know the ins and outs of the bank.. i worked at a bank for 4 months.. could have robbed the place blind.. but.. it's not worth the money.. most banks now have 200k tops in them.. and that's on their delivery days.. thursdays for our banks.. the risk is just not work 200k.. a mil.. yes.. 200k.. no.. but electronic theft would be much easier.. their systems ran visual basic and ASP pages.. i saw many flaws in their system and i'm a programmer.. lol.. but it just wasn't worth the risk.. but i know all the little tricks i can play to make sure i never bounce things and go overdraft.. LoL..

 

[H_T_]

yeah, 200k definitely doesn't justify a prolonged stay at a pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

 

[biggeek]

best bet.. and boy was it tempting.. our atm's would hold around 160k.. in themselves.. not counting the 200k for our bank.. our money got delievered every thursday and I was in control of the ATM.. i had all the keys and no one else.. i balanced the money and added it.. so every thursday i would get a bag of cash.. all $20's.. all unmarked.. and around 120-140k worth of them.. and then there's window next to me.. with no camera's near by.. damn that was tempting.. it's almost intoxicating to hold 140k for of unmarked $20's.. LoL..

 

[UA_Iron]

I bet working in a bank was a boring ass job. Sure handling money is nice, but you cant take it or anything.

Unless there was a hot teller chick you routinely did it with in the safe or something.

 

[biggeek]

nope.. most people i worked with were middle aged women.. i was 19 at the time.. it was decent pay.. i was a teller.. but you learn a LOT about the business world working at a bank.. and make some great connections.. and a bank looks AMAZING on a resume.. saying i handled 20k everyday and 160k every thursday.. yeah.. companies will trust you with anything.. it really wasn't that boring of a job.. there was always something to do.. problems to be fixed.. i couldn't see it being my future but it was better than unloading trucks for FedEx Ground which is what i was doing before that.. but about the hot chicks.. there were MANY hot chicks i regularly spoke with that came into the bank.. because EVERYONE has to go to a bank.. lol

 

[SoreArms]

how bout getting a job as a pizza delivery guy, wait until a bank orders pizza, then put sleeping pills/powder on the pizza, let them eat it, just hang around like you want to make a transaction and when everyone's asleep, you rob the place, and twist the nipples of the good looking girls (they'llbe sleeping anyways).

 

[jerseyart]

Some kind of bank fraud. You can steal more, don't have to run to get away, and even if your caught the penalties are far less.

 

[biggeek]

I came up short almost $500 dollars one day when working at the bank.. honestly don't have a damn clue what happened.. and all they did to me was a slap on the hand basically.. like it was not really a big deal.. i thought afterwards.. damn.. i could have pocketed that money and been scott free.. but oh well

 

[Spartacus]

I bet working in a bank was a boring ass job. Sure handling money is nice, but you cant take it or anything.

Unless there was a hot teller chick you routinely did it with in the safe or something.

I've known a "hot teller chick" or two
if they like you,they will know all about your financial status