How to pick up a chick at the Gym?

[Hugh Gellatts]

"So if you want practical advice: Start a casual chat with her about protein supplements. Tell her you discovered this awesome-tasting protein bar."


I tried that today and got slapped. Maybe its the way I said it

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i might try the protein bar or a some sort of supplement line just for the hell of it. i have started conversation with wacker stuff.

 

[buksoon]

Fists, if it works, what are you gonna give me? Huh? Huh? What do I GET?

Hugh Gellatts, you got slapped?? What a spirited little minx! I like her, she's a keeper.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

IF it works I might give you a taste of america's most wanted. Most women would kill their own mothers for such an opportunity. Does that sound fair enough?

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

no didn't actually try the line. The last time I tried to hit on a girl at the gym was even more disasterous.

Early in the summer this really hot chick started coming to my gym and running sprints on the indoor track. A friend of mine told me she sprinted collegiate track, and that I should go talk to her (I'd sprinted some in college). So I did that, and the next time she was there I decided to run some 40's. Unfortunately I did not take into account that I was very juiced at the time and carrying 40lbs more muscle than when I ran in college. This led to real screwed up stride and a torn hamstring