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How to meet this chick?? Possible?

broonzy

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Everyday on my drive home from work, I see this really smokin hot girl walking on the sidewalk always around the same area. I'm not single right now, but I can't help wondering if I was, how the hell could I possibly put myself in a position to meet this girl without it being creepy?
Any of you players got any ideas?
 
How about walking a dog in the area (if dont have one get one from friend/neighbor) stop to rest/feed/give water to dog in same area chick hangs in, if dog doesnt get her attention try to see what she is doing, if reading comment on book, if doing nothing try the classic dorky things, ask the time, comment on the weather, compliment her hair/clothing, etc
 
I suggest either what Chris said...OR...

Break up with your girlfriend, then walk up to this new chick Naked with your shit swinging, and ask her if she wants to touch..
 
How fast do you drive by her? I do this a lot if I just want a girls number. Go up to her and say, "hey listen I don't have much time. Im going to call you sometime, whats your number?"

Most important thing is you say, "I don't have much time" and you say it all very slowly and clearly. The, "I don't have much time" demonstrates that you need to go and you won't stick around to creep her out. The, "I'm going to call you sometime, what's your number" demonstrates confidence. Notice you aren't saying, "can I have your number". You're pretty much demanding it.

Of course she might be taken aback by it. If she does just tell her you noticed her and want to talk to her later, but you really gotta go right now. If she is still hesitant about giving out her number, make a joke about it and say, "oh don't worry, I'll only call you 50 times a day". In a joking way of course. This demonstrates to her you're not clingy and you won't call her 50 times a day like most guys.
 
broonzy said:
Everyday on my drive home from work, I see this really smokin hot girl walking on the sidewalk always around the same area. I'm not single right now, but I can't help wondering if I was, how the hell could I possibly put myself in a position to meet this girl without it being creepy?
Any of you players got any ideas?
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Run her over.
Then go visit her in the hospital and sit by her bed until she wakes up from her coma.
 
bruce9241 said:
How fast do you drive by her? I do this a lot if I just want a girls number. Go up to her and say, "hey listen I don't have much time. Im going to call you sometime, whats your number?"

Most important thing is you say, "I don't have much time" and you say it all very slowly and clearly. The, "I don't have much time" demonstrates that you need to go and you won't stick around to creep her out. The, "I'm going to call you sometime, what's your number" demonstrates confidence. Notice you aren't saying, "can I have your number". You're pretty much demanding it.

Of course she might be taken aback by it. If she does just tell her you noticed her and want to talk to her later, but you really gotta go right now. If she is still hesitant about giving out her number, make a joke about it and say, "oh don't worry, I'll only call you 50 times a day". In a joking way of course. This demonstrates to her you're not clingy and you won't call her 50 times a day like most guys.
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This is the best answer so far. Could actually work.
 
broonzy said:
So you're suggesting I just stop my car on the side of the road, walk up to her and say, "How you doin'?"

That won't seem creepy at all.
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I'm suggesting if you know where she'll be walking on a regular basis you should be on foot and figure out a way to bump into her.


Like maybe run up screaming and shoot her with frozen paintballs.
 
broonzy said:
This is the best answer so far. Could actually work.
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It might or it might not. It usually works for me because of two reasons. They either really want to get to know me because of how comfortable it was, or they're just so intimidated/frightened by me they give up the number because of the intimidation.

I hate the second reason. I don't want to intimidate them because that scares them. Even if the number is real(which it usually is), they're scared and that's no good. The thing is a girl will do anything for you as long as you're the authority figure. If you do anything with enough authority it will work. This applies to any situation.

Why do people listen to police officers? Why are scientists trusted with their studies? College professors with their lectures? Authority. You can be that authority figure with girls. Just gotta make it comfortable and take charge.
 
bruce9241 said:
How fast do you drive by her? I do this a lot if I just want a girls number. Go up to her and say, "hey listen I don't have much time. Im going to call you sometime, whats your number?"

Most important thing is you say, "I don't have much time" and you say it all very slowly and clearly. The, "I don't have much time" demonstrates that you need to go and you won't stick around to creep her out. The, "I'm going to call you sometime, what's your number" demonstrates confidence. Notice you aren't saying, "can I have your number". You're pretty much demanding it.

Of course she might be taken aback by it. If she does just tell her you noticed her and want to talk to her later, but you really gotta go right now. If she is still hesitant about giving out her number, make a joke about it and say, "oh don't worry, I'll only call you 50 times a day". In a joking way of course. This demonstrates to her you're not clingy and you won't call her 50 times a day like most guys.
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I hate cocky SOB... but I'm pretty pissy so maybe I'm justa a bitch... :whatever:
 
Find out where the fuck she's walking from or to. I'd imagine she's walking FROM work or some shit like that.

She's not gonna appreciate you getting out and harassing her on her walk. Thats what molesters and shit do. Go bug her at work - thats the best way. Don't even act like you see her walking all the time. But when you do see her walking you can give her a hard time. Always give her a hard time, always keep stepping it up, like bruce said - time constraints are good. It's even better if you can get her to give you her number without asking for it.
 
Or you can make fun of her while she's walking. Tell her, Thats it, keep walking and you'll lose those pounds princess!

If she's attractive she'll think nothing of it. She'll laugh and want your cock
 
Actually, yea make fun of her when she's walking. Tell her she needs to walk faster if she wants to shed those pounds. Do this a few times and she'll recognize you next time you drive by. Then go for the ass.
 
bruce9241 said:
Actually, yea make fun of her when she's walking. Tell her she needs to walk faster if she wants to shed those pounds. Do this a few times and she'll recognize you next time you drive by. Then go for the ass.
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yea and then get the cops called for harrassment.
 
LMFAO! Im amazed how any of you ever managed to break out of virginity. What the fuck are we talking about here? A girl who is always walking up and down the same area? Sounds like a prostitute to me, In which case you pull up and ask her if she needs a ride. Don’t let her roll you either. Tell her you only got a $20. I mean after the deed tell her that. So lets see we got suggestions ranging from assault and battery to stalking to circus acts. What was that shit about a dog getting her attention, hahahaha what the fuck was that about? Really? A dog! Hahahaha!!! oh man does that shit work? Borrow a friends dog and just stalk this chick till she passes by and supposedly the dog is gonna make up for your lack of nuts? Be an authority figure? Wait all day for her to pass by and then tell her I have no time give me your number? Jesus people. Im suprised no one has suggested hand puppets yet or a ventriloquist act, you know cause your too scared to just ask. Maybe you can throw your voice or something? Have a little puppet show. You can make one out of your sock. Just draw a little face on it and in a hi pitched voice just be like "HI I LIKE YOU! CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER!" Heres my 2 cents. Next time you see her man up, make the block, pull over, walk up to her, compliment her, ask her for her number. Bottom line is your either in or your out! The dog, The stalking, The authoritive pressed for time act, not really gonna change much. Your either in, or your out. BTW, getting the numbers the easy part.


I know who I am! Im the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
 
Catch her eye and wave at her when you drive by...every day. Make it a game. If she plays along; recognizes you and waves back, stop after the 3rd wave back and talk to her.
 
Toptoon1 said:
LMFAO! Im amazed how any of you ever managed to break out of virginity. What the fuck are we talking about here? A girl who is always walking up and down the same area? Sounds like a prostitute to me, In which case you pull up and ask her if she needs a ride. Don’t let her roll you either. Tell her you only got a $20. I mean after the deed tell her that. So lets see we got suggestions ranging from assault and battery to stalking to circus acts. What was that shit about a dog getting her attention, hahahaha what the fuck was that about? Really? A dog! Hahahaha!!! oh man does that shit work? Borrow a friends dog and just stalk this chick till she passes by and supposedly the dog is gonna make up for your lack of nuts? Be an authority figure? Wait all day for her to pass by and then tell her I have no time give me your number? Jesus people. Im suprised no one has suggested hand puppets yet or a ventriloquist act, you know cause your too scared to just ask. Maybe you can throw your voice or something? Have a little puppet show. You can make one out of your sock. Just draw a little face on it and in a hi pitched voice just be like "HI I LIKE YOU! CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER!" Heres my 2 cents. Next time you see her man up, make the block, pull over, walk up to her, compliment her, ask her for her number. Bottom line is your either in or your out! The dog, The stalking, The authoritive pressed for time act, not really gonna change much. Your either in, or your out. BTW, getting the numbers the easy part.


I know who I am! Im the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
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I already called hooker, repost!
 
This will only work if there's no one else around...

The next time you drive by make sure you're a good 20-30 yards ahead of her walking direction and crash your car into a telephone pole, hard enough to make it look like you've been hurt, ie slouched over the wheel. If you can manage to keep the horn depressed all the better. If she's worth your time she'll come over to see if you're alright. Act like you've just had the shit slapped out of you by a catholic school nun, and ask her what happened. She'll tell you you crashed your car into a fucking telephone pole and hopefully she'll ask if you're ok as well.

From there the possibilities are near-endless, as no girl would think somone would be stupid enough to crash their car into a telephone pole in hopes of picking them up. The beauty of it is that it leaves you vulnerable so she won't feel uncomfortable or threatened by you at all. It's a pretty fail-safe plan as long as you don't knock yourself out in during its execution. If you do and she's still there when you wake up, you know you have a keeper.

Good luck!!
 
broonzy said:
Everyday on my drive home from work, I see this really smokin hot girl walking on the sidewalk always around the same area. I'm not single right now, but I can't help wondering if I was, how the hell could I possibly put myself in a position to meet this girl without it being creepy?
Any of you players got any ideas?
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HOLY SHIT. I 've been in this position before. Get the timimg right and when you see her going down the road go get a sports drink, water, or a "chocolate shake", thats what I got. Take it to her and you're in. Goodluck
 
bigtravis said:
HOLY SHIT. I 've been in this position before. Get the timimg right and when you see her going down the road go get a sports drink, water, or a "chocolate shake", thats what I got. Take it to her and you're in. Goodluck
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Who the fuck is gonna just drink a choclate shake someone brings them?
 
create a minor accident that results in at most a broken leg for her.
you swerved to dodge a cat or bunny for example.
then you can visit her in the hospital and be the remorseful tool.<--those guys always get laid,
 
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