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How to dispose of cremation ashes?

JayC9

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after my first experience of observing a person go through the stages
from being mentally and physically able, to a sharp deterioration in their health
as their diseased failing organs are substituted for machines to prolong life
finally bedridden and unable to communicate intelligently
to being an inanimate fleshy bag of tubes and dying tissue
first thought apart from being an obviously hideous demise is
what an inordinate waste of time, money and resources

would like to report it was a nice send off but to be honest it was horrible
the monks paused half way through the first ceremony to eat another breakfast
then they wanted to reopen discussions over trivial money matters
what a farce, the reality of modern day buddhism
for the cremation they bang on the coffin and tear off the lid
revealing a bagged corpse as a final tender thought for all congregated
they proceed to smash in the sides of the coffin and stuff it into the furnace
for the finale they reopen the furnace door so everyone can throw in flowers
as the heat and image of his flaming remains burns into everyone’s memory

he’s sitting in a small bag in my garage now, don’t really know what to do with him
when we discussed his last wishes, we never talked about what to do with his ashes
thinking mountain, hike, few words, scatter, it’s the done thing right?
 
another question the whole episode begs is that of my own will and final wishes
do any of you already have yours written out?
 
crazyjoe said:
mix with cat litter.
lol, is that your final wishes joe?
not having handled someones ashes before i was expecting a bunch of dust in an urn
but no, they give me a cloth bag of crunchy ashes with solid bits in it, which i'm presuming are bones
 
Well that sounds lovely, oh and comforting.

You know you could take an intro flight in a single engine airplane and dump the extra passenger over the mountain for about $50?
 
How about distributing amounts over specific areas the deceased enjoyed? Do it clandestinely though, especially on public lands as the practice is pretty much prohibited.

I, for one, wouldn't mind a green burial or even a ritual of excarnation, although I can understand the public health issue regarding expeditious disposal...so either option is probably not relevent (in mass practice) considering population.
 
Spanky11 said:
I want mine to be opened inside a Burleigh right hand barrel by Occy!
typical surfer, hearing that man, i'd like to be sprinkled on hartley reef my home break
 
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