How to beat any drug test

[bcock]

What about synthetic urine? Is this only good for immediate results drug tests such as narcotics or will this work for steroid tests performed in labs? I am currently tested by a lab in Florida by my employer. I am very uneducatedo n this subject but I do know per their website that they use a GC/MS test of some sort. If using klean urine, will they be able to tell by the test that it wasn't a legitimate sample?

 

[Caleb's Tree]

You should add Creatine to your formula. Piss tests can get rejected based on dillution. Color (Use B Vitamins) and lack of Creatine (Take Creatine) are the two criteria for rejecting a test based on dillution.

 

[axismundi]

How about... don't use/take anything that is going to cause you to fail any drug test you have even the remotest possibility of having to take? *gasp*

 

[bcock]

How about... don't use/take anything that is going to cause you to fail any drug test you have even the remotest possibility of having to take? *gasp*

Well that's definitely the most sound advice in this thread but it's pretty disappointing how stringent the test I'm required to take is. I haven't taken anything but otc stuff the last few years but as we all know, even they will cause a positive test. I am even tested for DHEA so even Dermacrine is a no go for me.

 

[axismundi]

Well that's definitely the most sound advice in this thread but it's pretty disappointing how stringent the test I'm required to take is. I haven't taken anything but otc stuff the last few years but as we all know, even they will cause a positive test. I am even tested for DHEA so even Dermacrine is a no go for me.

Sounds like you need to move to a sterile environment where absolutely nothing is present haha

 

[bcock]

Sounds like you need to move to a sterile environment where absolutely nothing is present haha

Yeah no shit.