How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[DIVISION]

I called one of those psychic hotlines one time just for the hell of it because it was free and I wanted to see what kind of bullshit that were spouting off with. The supposed psychic asked me, "Have you been thinking about cheating on your wife." LMAO. Anyone with a working brain knows that they generalize and that most men at one time or another have thought about getting some on the side. Except for me, I never thought about that. So the psychic was clearly a liar.

Clearly.

You'd never think of fucking on the side.

That would be just wrong.

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

The good part about her reading this whole thread is I can see the look on her face as she`s getting through the pages while reading it. The longer she reads, the more facial expressions (and boy can she make them) she`ll make and that will tell me if she`s leaning to a "YES" or a "NO".

Who knows, maybe if she`s midway through and I don`t like the look on her face, I`ll abort, and at least we would have had a nice romantic dinner alone....VIDEOTAPED.

I was thinking of heading the printout with "Please say yes to this" lol That would get her mind thinking "YES" already.... Psychology bros... psychology... I`m such a player.

 

[DIVISION]

I was thinking of heading the printout with "Please say yes to this" lol That would get her mind thinking "YES" already.... Psychology bros... psychology... I`m such a player.

That reverse psychology bullshit doesn't work when it comes to her letting you get some pussy that's not hers.....

It's ain't gonna work, nugga......

Try something else.

DIV

 

[sorerotators]

I havn' read this whole post. But unless she's also into women. It won't work.

 

[Mr. dB]

She might just do that, so I`m thinking the chick I find to do this with better be worth it for one night.

I may be digging myself a hole here.

So you don't have this "other woman" picked out yet?

 

[gonelifting]

So you don't have this "other woman" picked out yet?

No, why should I go through all that work... and then she says "NO" What will I tell the other woman?

 

[DIVISION]

I havn' read this whole post. But unless she's also into women. It won't work.

She's not and it won't.

I've tried everything to get him to see the facts of the matter.

There's no upside and plenty of downside to this.


DIV

 

[spongebob]

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

no danielson, we havent turned on you. but you lack the training to even initiate such proposal. why fail before even getting started.

we understand you have not treaded these waters before and as such we only offer our advice and teachings to young student of game.

 

[DIVISION]

no danielson, we havent turned on you. but you lack the training to even initiate such proposal. why fail before even getting started.

we understand you have not treaded these waters before and as such we only offer our advice and teachings to young student of game.

Spongebob is correct.

I am throwed in the game and I am telling you STR8 UP that she ain't gonna go for it, you just don't have the game to pull this off yet.

You've got to be able to explain it to her in a way that is attractive, but right now you're shaking, trembling and the pucker factor is pretty high.

This is NOT: wax ON wax OFF...........it's much more convoluted than that, GL.

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Dude I AM on YOUR side but damn man.. NEVER, EVER call your woman at work with anythign related to something liek this..

If she gets even slightly suspicious.. she will sit there ALL day wondering what the fuck you are up to ..only making it worse.



THIS is when you bring it up..


After you two just had some amazing, dick breaking sex.. Im talking plunging your dick into her ass... breathless orgasm sex...

Start talkign about sexual fantasy for BOTH of you..

Bro YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE HER IN THIS.. in some way.. if that menas lettign her think about being with another guy,.. or just helping you pick the girl..

But considering the thinghs you have alreadyu said about your wife.. if she isnt all over you.. in that post orgasmic love-daze.. you might as well be trying to convince a preist.

Look.. before I met my girlfriend she had onlty been with 5 guys (and she was 37).. one opf the most straight laced women you've ever met.

Now she will go down on anther girl faster than I will and would climb on top of me and fuck my brains out in front of a room full of nuns..

I have experience in these matters..

My ex-girlfriend was a born again Christian.. I had her CONVINCED that she wanted me to fuck her in the ass while another guy was in her pussy..

she isnt even bi and I had her begging to bring hoem another girl so she could watch me fuck her.

You are goign about this the wrong way.. START in the bedroom,..