How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[gonelifting]

OH Shit... I could`nt wait so I called my wife at work to tell her....SOMETHING.... Oh mannnnnn I was so freaking nervous just talking with her about normal shit! She kept asking "why did you call here?" I was`nt gonna tell her on the phone but I just wanted to get the ball rolling and sorta hear her voice. I was gonna tell her about my plans for Friday`s romantic dinner I`m planning.

I think I fucked up though. I mentioned recording the dinner and she started going nuts and accuse me of watching pron again (long story) anyway It did`nt go well. That`s my problem, when I get an idea in my head, I wanna do it right away. I have no freaking patience!

Now I gotta "fix" things when she gets home. Damn!!!!!!!

 

[bran987]

now you've got the right idea!!!! no woman can resist candlelit dinner and wine!
this is going to be great, it will be like when you two were first together again. you're even getting the nervousness and shakes like old times!

 

[DIVISION]

OH Shit... I could`nt wait so I called my wife at work to tell her....SOMETHING.... Oh mannnnnn I was so freaking nervous just talking with her about normal shit! She kept asking "why did you call here?" I was`nt gonna tell her on the phone but I just wanted to get the ball rolling and sorta hear her voice. I was gonna tell her about my plans for Friday`s romantic dinner I`m planning.

I think I fucked up though. I mentioned recording the dinner and she started going nuts and accuse me of watching pron again (long story) anyway It did`nt go well. That`s my problem, when I get an idea in my head, I wanna do it right away. I have no freaking patience!

Now I gotta "fix" things when she gets home. Damn!!!!!!!

The first step is: Get your balls back.....the ones you loaned her when you got married. It's clear that you are whipped!!!!!!!!

If you can't even call her at work without fucking it up, what makes you think you can improvise your plan to tell her that you want to fuck on the side?

I don't get your logic, nugga......

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

 

[gonelifting]

If you can't even call her at work without fucking it up, what makes you think you can improvise your plan to tell her that you want to fuck on the side?

Dude it`s not fucking on the side!!! It`s a ONE TIME thing bro. It`s different. Who knows after this one time, maybe we can progress to other times, but for now I won`t push my luck. One step at a time.

I hope she does`nt think like you do and start saying that shit like "Fucking on the side" wtf. ONCE damnit! Once! I could see this as a potential problem.

 

[DIVISION]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

 

[gonelifting]

LOL this just gets better and better.. I feel like Im sitting by watching a slowly moving train wreck..

Bro if your wife has a problem with you watching porn there is no way in hell she is gonna go for this..


choo choo choo choo choo ... I want to cover my eyes buty Im enthralled.

LOL calling her at work .. man you got some insane timing.

Well at least you have us to blame.

Dude wtf you were on my side when this thing started!

"Calling her at work"......That`s why I wanna just give her a printout of this thread instead of talking with her. I`m sure I`ll mess it up soimehow if I talked to her. I`ve never been this nervous.

What if I ask a friend of her`s to ask her if she`ll do it? Just to get an idea if she`ll go for it. This way it won`t be coming from me directly and maybe won`t get me into too much trouble. Her friend will ask for me. hmmm

Girlfriends know how to talk to each other wi6thout getting upset. you know?

 

[gonelifting]

I know......Me, Spongebob and Milo are on the same wavelength with this.

It truly is like watching a trainwreck.......

gonelifting is truly in for something wicked~!

DIV

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

 

[DIVISION]

wtf? What the fuck did I say that did`nt make sense? I`m trying to think from all angles here!

Everybody suddenly turned on me here.

You don't make sense because it's clear that you don't know how the fuck you're going to pull this off.......that's why.

I never agreed with this in the first place, so I really NEVER turned on you.

I don't think you should do it.

DIV

 

[biteme]

I called one of those psychic hotlines one time just for the hell of it because it was free and I wanted to see what kind of bullshit that were spouting off with. The supposed psychic asked me, "Have you been thinking about cheating on your wife." LMAO. Anyone with a working brain knows that they generalize and that most men at one time or another have thought about getting some on the side. Except for me, I never thought about that. So the psychic was clearly a liar.