how old are you

[prophet]

my penis has 3 rings around it, so in tree years i'm 20

what std do you have?

 

[hippedy hop]

20 but my penis has small leaves and big branches like a bonsaii tree.

 

[Scary_Spud]

what std do you have?

I raped a porcupine and it cut my penis in half 3 times, and I had
to stick it in a dead horses butt and glue it back together

 

[CowboyUp]

44, old? not to me, it beats the only other option.

 

[Optimus B]

23

 

[Frackal]

Im 20 and have no penis

 

[Scary_Spud]

Im 20 and have no penis

did you have a penis then rip it off? do you have a recessive porcupine gene in your bloodline? can u grow a penis? I didn't have any biceps, and then I did some curls and have biceps now, can you curl something where your penis is suppose to be, and develop a penis?

 

[Puddles]

36 here...at least I'm not the oldest. Scarey though...I remember when I first got online (1992), I was one of the youngest on the chat boards. Damn...why do the years go so fast? Why!?!?!

 

[Puddles]

Yeh no kidding? I was 15 when I first went online... now I am 19, and damn, time flies! Especially now that I am getting older, the days seem shorter!

This is normal...during the winter months, the days ARE shorter, but, on a good note, the nights are longer! When summer returns, the days will be longer once again. It's some kind of vicious joke mother natures plays on us to make us age even faster.

 

[b fold the truth]

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