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How much for Seashell?

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Canada has her, but she belongs here in the US

I guess we could take her by force if it comes to it, but we're a benevolent people, so what are you asking for her?
 
One dead texan and the nutsack of every man in jersey....
 
Sounds like you are insinuating she is for sale..


Shame on you.

SeaShell doesn't work that way....

You vile pig!
 
ChefWide said:
One dead texan and the nutsack of every man in jersey....
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Bor how many times do I have to tell you. Even if we gave you Icelanders a pair of nuts, they still wouldnt do you any good.

God made you without balls, and you have to trust in His wisdom
 
throw qt in that deal.
 
Dial_tone said:
throw qt in that deal.
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Not sure if thats a great idea. She's angry with me right now, and there are already enough girls in the US bad mouthing me to their gf's :worried:
 
JerseyArt said:
Bor how many times do I have to tell you. Even if we gave you Icelanders a pair of nuts, they still wouldnt do you any good.

God made you without balls, and you have to trust in His wisdom
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Icelanders...




sheesh.
 
bluepeter said:
A hundred trillion, bajillion, quintillion dollars.
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Shit... the only one that has that kind of money is MTS, but everbody already knows that... he tells us all the time...
 
bluepeter said:
A hundred trillion, bajillion, quintillion dollars.
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Canadian dollars? I might have that in my car's loose change thingy.
 
Dial_tone said:
Canadian dollars? I might have that in my car's loose change thingy.
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You obviously have not noted the decline of the greenback. Our dollar is nudging close to 85 cents US :)
 
asoldiersheart said:
alright..alright..if it means that much to all of you, i will chip in my last few dollars i was saving for my daughters kidney tranplant.
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It's a tough call now but rest assured you are making the correct decision.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I'll take out a second mortgage.. ;)
 
Fools, she is not the kind of woman you can buy with money.

I'm offering one strong, young heart for Seashell.

:rose: :heart: :D




Oh, and I have an australian shepherd to offer too.
 
Forge said:
Fools, she is not the kind of woman you can buy with money.

I'm offering one strong, young heart for Seashell.

:rose: :heart: :D

.


Oh, and I have an australian shepherd to offer too.
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We're not paying her we're trying to compensate Canada for its loss

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
It's a tough call now but rest assured you are making the correct decision.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Man, my screen didn't fully load the first time so all I saw was "It's a tough call now but rest ass"
 
I thought my humerous money grab was clear.............our women ain't for sale!

Get your own ya damn Yankees! Just because your women are losing their fertility due to centuries of inbreeding isn't our fault. Don't make us burn your punk ass White House again.
 
Scotsman said:
We're not paying her we're trying to compensate Canada for its loss

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Pay Canada? Aw hell, screw Canada, America is suffering in a Seashell-deprived state right now, we need her! If our military wasn't over-extended already we could invade to take her.

See, this is where voting Bush has gotten us. When we need our military the most (to rescue Seashell) they just aren't available. If Kerry had won he would recognize the greater goal of invading for Seashell as opposed to oil and bring our troops out of Iraq for the more important cause. Now we'll never get her... :(
 
Forge said:
Pay Canada? Aw hell, screw Canada, America is suffering in a Seashell-deprived state right now, we need her! If our military wasn't over-extended already we could invade to take her.

See, this is where voting Bush has gotten us. When we need our military the most (to rescue Seashell) they just aren't available. If Kerry had won he would recognize the greater goal of invading for Seashell as opposed to oil and bring our troops out of Iraq for the more important cause. Now we'll never get her... :(
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See my previous post, don't make us bitch slap you punks again.
 
You American men are far to desparate and that scares women ;) That is why her and QT like it up here in Canada so much, us cool guys are all here ;)
 
Scotsman said:
It's a tough call now but rest assured you are making the correct decision.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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OK..under one condition...you have to come, sit by her hospital bed..hold her hand and wipe away her tears and you can explain this to her...that would help me out a great deal!!! thanks scotsman!!! What a pal :heart:
 
Dawgmo said:
You American men are far to desparate and that scares women ;) That is why her and QT like it up here in Canada so much, us cool guys are all here ;)
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Bor, they just feel safer and non threatened by your tiny dicks.

Our much larger ones intimidate them
 
JerseyArt said:
Bor, they just feel safer and non threatened by your tiny dicks.

Our much larger ones intimidate them
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They're actually threatened by the American male penchant for reptile buggery.
 
I'll travel to China and hire a band of rogue Ninjas... We'll penetrate the Canadian border in the middle of the night and retrive the package. She will wake up in an American bed! This I promise.
 
Forge said:
Pay Canada? Aw hell, screw Canada, America is suffering in a Seashell-deprived state right now, we need her! If our military wasn't over-extended already we could invade to take her.

See, this is where voting Bush has gotten us. When we need our military the most (to rescue Seashell) they just aren't available. If Kerry had won he would recognize the greater goal of invading for Seashell as opposed to oil and bring our troops out of Iraq for the more important cause. Now we'll never get her... :(
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Ok you can join my special task force, then we can team up with BRR and his team of ninjas.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
asoldiersheart said:
OK..under one condition...you have to come, sit by her hospital bed..hold her hand and wipe away her tears and you can explain this to her...that would help me out a great deal!!! thanks scotsman!!! What a pal :heart:
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Well that's what irrational and neurotic men in kilts are for.

I'll tell her that mommy made this choice for the good of all american men. :)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Ok, if i am giving up getting my daughter a kidney..i want an active roll...hhhmm...maybe a decoy or something?? ;)
 
asoldiersheart said:
Ok, if i am giving up getting my daughter a kidney..i want an active roll...hhhmm...maybe a decoy or something?? ;)
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Hmmmm, let's see..............You can be the looked out at the cafe to give us the signal then grab her purse and stuff while she gets put in the van. Yes it's all coming together now. US task force, Chinese ninja's, and maybe we can rob a bank on the way back to get that kidney.


Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I got some leftover pizza in the fridge, i'll throw that into the pot if it helps, let me know if you don't need it, I am getting hungry.......thanks
 
Scotsman said:
Hmmmm, let's see..............You can be the looked out at the cafe to give us the signal then grab her purse and stuff while she gets put in the van. Yes it's all coming together now. US task force, Chinese ninja's, and maybe we can rob a bank on the way back to get that kidney.


Cheers,
Scotsman
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:qt: hehehehe..ok..what should i wear?? common clothes?? all black??? and so sweet that you will help me get her that kidney after all...hehehehe
 
Not sure you can put a price on that......
 
asoldiersheart said:
:qt: hehehehe..ok..what should i wear?? common clothes?? all black??? and so sweet that you will help me get her that kidney after all...hehehehe
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You need to blend so I am thinking a hockey sweater and a toque with some fur lined boots.

As for the kidney we might as well at robbery to kidnapping. All part of the services offered.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
asoldiersheart said:
:qt: hehehehe..ok..what should i wear?? common clothes?? all black??? and so sweet that you will help me get her that kidney after all...hehehehe
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If you need a kidney gorgeous you just tell me whose. Ill throw in an arm, a leg, heart whatever you desire.

I'm sure I can think up some way for you to show your gratitude :bigkiss: :blow: :busy: :mommakin: :rasta:
 
Damn guys! You got to let me in on this but I ain't going to be the dead Texan. I want QT too though. Maybe we can organize a seperate raid for each of them. But just to see if it works......

:) Hello Seashell!
 
I bet the Canadian dollar will drop while you're gone. :) You've got to come by my place. I have something to show you.
 
BradG said:
I bet the Canadian dollar will drop while you're gone. :) You've got to come by my place. I have something to show you.
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Texas is a bit far from Florida doll perhaps another time. :qt:
 
She needs to be out here in sunny cal. Somehow, by some freak of nature, she got born over there. We must correct this injustice!!!

I got $7.
 
Hmmm, dunno...
Can she use .Net ?
Does she stink of sea fish?
Dose she come with that duck and a table she can't carry?
Will she do JH1's landry?
Does Dusty get first dibs ?
Is she really BBF's 139th female alter?
Does that funky chest grease come off?
Will she relinquish her habit of putting mayonnaise on everything?
Does she come with a spare pair of wooden shoes?

;)j/k
 
obviously
i'm sure not
i don't care
i don't care
no
no
i don't care
i don't care, actually I kinda hope not
i don't care

any more questions?
 
Scotsman said:
You need to blend so I am thinking a hockey sweater and a toque with some fur lined boots.

As for the kidney we might as well at robbery to kidnapping. All part of the services offered.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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fur lined boots!!?? i am so excited...always wanted a pair..i am on top of it...will any ol jersey do???
Robbery...check...hhmm...what is my role in this??? ooooo i could be the driver..women drivers are the best..i am sure you would all agree!!!
okay okay okay...um....could i hold a gun??? what a rush that would be :qt:
Get back to me, and i will work on those boots!!! :)
 
JerseyArt said:
If you need a kidney gorgeous you just tell me whose. Ill throw in an arm, a leg, heart whatever you desire.

I'm sure I can think up some way for you to show your gratitude :bigkiss: :blow: :busy: :mommakin: :rasta:
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Anyone's?? Willing to part with one of yours?? That would work swell for me. I will help with the rescue...and in turn you give up one of your kidneys??? Sound like a deal??? Then we can have fun with all the money we get from the robbery!!! Sound good to you???

What you think scot?? still willing to do robbery even if i can get jersey to part with his kidney????

Thank you in advance...will send you the addy..so you can ship that right out..would be much appreciated!!! :) The sooner the better...don't want the girl to suffer any more you know..just look at my profile pic...you just can't say no to her :)
 
asoldiersheart said:
fur lined boots!!?? i am so excited...always wanted a pair..i am on top of it...will any ol jersey do???
Robbery...check...hhmm...what is my role in this??? ooooo i could be the driver..women drivers are the best..i am sure you would all agree!!!
okay okay okay...um....could i hold a gun??? what a rush that would be :qt:
Get back to me, and i will work on those boots!!! :)
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You're probably going to have to get a maple leafs sweater as you may be killed for wearing another teams. Sure when we get her in the van you can jump up draw your gun and yell, "This is aboot fairness, Eh"

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
You don't really have to negotiate with all of Canada...just Toronto.
 
Scotsman said:
You're probably going to have to get a maple leafs sweater as you may be killed for wearing another teams. Sure when we get her in the van you can jump up draw your gun and yell, "This is aboot fairness, Eh"

Cheers,
Scotsman
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OOOO...a huge rush of excitement!!! hehehe..maple jersey..check..not sure if i can find one around here..you know with canada sucking and everything..not many people around here carry their merchandies...lol..i will practice my line....anything else i can do to accomodate you all??? :)
 
asoldiersheart said:
OOOO...a huge rush of excitement!!! hehehe..maple jersey..check..not sure if i can find one around here..you know with canada sucking and everything..not many people around here carry their merchandies...lol..i will practice my line....anything else i can do to accomodate you all??? :)
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You'll never find a good Jersey in Canada. We're bred in the US doll

And you can cover me in chocolate, maple,whatever your heart desires.
 
asoldiersheart said:
OOOO...a huge rush of excitement!!! hehehe..maple jersey..check..not sure if i can find one around here..you know with canada sucking and everything..not many people around here carry their merchandies...lol..i will practice my line....anything else i can do to accomodate you all??? :)
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I suggest mail order for the jersy, and maybe put someone else's name on it so no one knows you ordered it. Make sure to really emphasize the ABOOT like maybe even ABOOOOOOT. Nothing else that I can think of in regards to operation Seashell Retrieval. Everything else I can think of you'd need to be single and in Denver to do. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
vinylgroover said:
she deserves better than canada or the U.S..........i'm offering a ticket to Australia.
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Why don't you keep your opinions to yourself and go hump a kangaroo ;) or something, We have layed claim to her.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Why don't you keep your opinions to yourself and go hump a kangaroo ;) or something, We have layed claim to her.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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sleet, rain and haggis vs. sun, beaches and steak...........let's let seashell decide :p
 
vinylgroover said:
sleet, rain and haggis vs. sun, beaches and steak...........let's let seashell decide :p
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No. It's mountains, great weather, steak, and more microbrews than you can shake a stick at. Denver rocks tha house.

Besides what's wrong with Haggis?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
No. It's mountains, great weather, steak, and more microbrews than you can shake a stick at. Denver rocks tha house.

Besides what's wrong with Haggis?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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my mistake.......i thought you were in loch lomond or somewhere in scotland haha.
 
vinylgroover said:
my mistake.......i thought you were in loch lomond or somewhere in scotland haha.
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Nope livin at a mile high in Colorado, so now your advantage is not as strong. Besides we don't want to burn that lovely dutch skin of hers.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Nope livin at a mile high in Colorado, so now your advantage is not as strong. Besides we don't want to burn that lovely dutch skin of hers.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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there's your weakness..........the Dutch are lowlanders............i'm in front.
 
vinylgroover said:
call it a draw.......i'll take her ass you take the front, lol
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Deal, but you get to ask her so I don't get bitch slapped and put into the figure four.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I dont think seashell would go for any amount of money. maybe she would be tempted with 3 inches of dangling fury...

just a thought
 
Ok...will order online...but..hhhmm...whose address can i send it to??? i would hate for them to figure it out and come here to my house...i am very delicate and would not be able to defend myself...so how about, i ship it to one of your guys' house and come by to get it??? ;) Then we can go from there??? Any takers?? Any one want to be my defender??? hehehe

And jersey...it is carmel baby!!!
 
Seashell said:
:lmao: goats & chickens...

And Scots... NO ONE SAYS ABOOT!! :jump: :D
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Maybe no one there does but I have been to Canada and they sure weren't saying about. :mix:

Figure four and an indian burn now we're talking some serious S+M :heart:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
juicedpigtails said:
someone just start an ebay auction. we will donate proceeds to charity*


*the pigtails penis enlargement fund.
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That kind of money doesn't exist, some things are just hopeless and you need to realize that.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Ok now that Seashell has the "indoor scarf" in her new gallery pics I am moving operation "Retrieve the Prize" into yellow alert. This new shortened time table may cause problems but the risk/reward ratio is well within acceptable limits.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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